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This quiz was created for the sole purpose of finding out which milk type you are!

APTO Milk Quiz

Do you like to party?

DO YOU LIKE TO PARTY WITH MILK?

HOW MUCH MILK YOU DRINK PER WEEK?

WHAT DO YOU USE MILK MOST OFTEN FOR?

ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT APTO?

You’re a feminist who participated in UCSB’s first annual Women’s Empowerment Conference. You had not one, but two picket signs at this year’s Women’s March. While you’re definitely “woke” on today’s social justice issues, you’re also a proud sorority girl in line at Starbucks because who doesn’t love a venti skinny iced vanilla latte with light ice, sub non-fat milk with soy milk? These lattes give you an extra pep in your step as you continue to fight the patriarchy.

Soy Milk

You’ve got the whole boy/girl-next-door charm going on, and you’re just the kind of person everyone wants to bring home to meet the parents. Well-known by your peers and well-rounded in academics, athletics and extracurriculars, you’ve perfected the act of juggling all of your responsibilities with your busy social life. In your free time, you enjoy cooking meals for the homeless, knitting blankets for the elderly and tutoring underprivileged children in S.T.E.M.

Almond Milk

Just like many people don’t realize the coconut is, botanically speaking, a fibrous one-seeded drupe and can be classified as a fruit, a nut and a seed, many people don’t realize that there’s more to you than what meets the eye. You have a lot to offer this world and would appreciate it if people stopped making assumptions about you. You’re fun! You like to crack jokes! You like to travel to exotic places! If more people took the time to know you, they would know this too.

Coconut Milk

You take health and fitness to the next level. Fast food? Never heard of her. Days off? The grind never stops. You work out five to seven days a week, and your meals mainly consist of sauteed vegetables dressed in olive oil and grilled chicken. Meal prepping is your religion, and you go to bed every Sunday with a refrigerator full of Tupperware for all your meals throughout the week. Through your dedication to your health, you’ve managed to reduce your risk of heart disease, cancer, stroke and diabetes by 93.62%. However, you do like to let loose every once in a while, and your go-to drinks on the weekend are White Claws and Boochcraft.

Flax Milk

You’re a very reliable person with a comforting presence. Your hobbies include baking, crafting and home improvement. You went abroad and have never felt more at home than in Europe where you were immediately surrounded by your other like-minded oat milks. Upon returning to America, you can’t help but feel like something is missing. Still, as much as you loved the adventure of being abroad, you’re content to spend time with your friends and family.

Oat Milk

4/20 is your favourite holiday, but why limit yourself to just one day? For you, every day is 4/20. You just bought a new bong to add to your collection and are an expert at rolling the perfect joint. You have a very laid back and carefree personality and a “life goes on” mentality. As your idol Bob Marley once said, “Don’t worry, be happy,” and you take his advice to heart. You probably own weed leaf socks.

Hemp Milk

You and your fellow hazelnut and macadamia nut milks honestly feel a bit underappreciated. Why does almond milk get all the attention? You’re all practically related anyway. What gives?

Cashew Milk

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