I live in a hip part of a big cityThat was fairly recently gentrifiedAnd a craft brew is greatI go to restaurants that say "libations" to refer to alcoholic beveragesI love Mad MenI can both spell and explain what a "coxswain" isDave Matthews Band is pretty good. Crash into me?My dogs have birthday partiesI buy special, expensive sunscreen that is 100+ SPFI contributed to Bernie Sander's campaignI listen to NPRI love RadiolabAnd podcasts in generalI shop at J. CrewI went to a Catholic, single-sex schoolI drive a PriusMy parents paid for my PriusMy parents probably love the dogs more than their human childrenOur dogs live better than most humans on this planetI grew up in a hip town known for its independent restaurants and LGBT sceneI read Tina Fey's bookI read Tina Fey's book in line at ChipotleI am well-known at several ChipotlesI studied abroadI took a wine-tasting classI say things like "anthroposcene" and "polymath"I "live in community"I'm very brand-loyal to sunglassesI took a class on European FilmI went to the same college as Paul RyanI was in a frat (YES, that German honor society counts)I took a wine tasting classI have tried to host a wine tasting in a dorm roomI love Fr. Greg and read/am reading his bookI have seen both Fr. Greg and Mike Pence speak live, and I have some opinions about the juxtopositionI actually like going to baseball gamesI have purchased an edible arrangementAnd bought something from etsyI can jam out to Phil CollinsAlso Peter GabrielI know how important Lemonade is and I still haven't seen itI'm pretentiousI'm dating an aspiring artistI've flirted with vegetarianism before but failedI have led a retreatI've gone to one of those places where you paint pre-made ceramicsI think Zooey Deschanel is gorgeousI have taken quizzes to find out my Hogwarts House and/or PatronusI have a Nalgene bottleI think camping is funI have seen all of HIMYMand FRIENDSI love a good sweater/cardiganAnd I bought "The Shirt"I know what "The Shirt" isI've seen live performance of Irish DanceI've vacationed in ColoradoI play co-ed sports with other "adults"I have some feelings about Myers-BriggsI'm very particular about my sushiI've seen at least one Wes Anderson movieI voted for Romney, but my liberal arts education made me so much more enlightened so I'm pretty embarrassed about it nowI used to play hockeySo I'm pretty good at ice skatingJohn Mulaney is hilariousI'm loyal to mac computers even though I don't run Adobe CS or anythingI have spotify premiumLet's be honest, T. Swift's 1989 was actually pretty goodI was really attached to pokemon go for a while thereMy Christmas sweater isn't even ugly and was probably from Urban Outfitters or something thrift stores scare meI have been involved in couples halloween costumesI marked the lowest shelf for my books "bourgeois" because I think I'm better than other peopleIf the flash goes off and/or I am in direct light, I look like a literal ghost/spirit in photosI've been to special drum major camp. twice.I love the fourth of JulyPeople sometimes describe me as "Aryan"I have a picture where I'm literally holding up a mini chalkboardI drink a lot of Diet Coke. Like, a lot.My name is Thomas Yarcusko and I'm really white
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