19 Killer Snacks That Really Won't Digest Well

    Don't do it.

    1. These pizza rocks:

    geo rocks that look like pizza

    2. This premium canned red grease:

    Pennzoil wheel bearing grease that looks like canned tomatoes

    3. This Dr. Pepper that'll knock you off your feet:

    a bottle of Chloroform with a Dr Pepper cap

    4. This lumpy burrito that breathes heavy:

    a bulldog that looks like a burrito

    5. This poisonous-flavored blue drank:

    bottled blue liquid labeled Methylated Spirits - poisonous

    6. This ripe interactive avocado:

    a weather area that looks like an avocado in color

    7. This "always fresh" multi-purpose liquid:

    Clorox that looks like juice

    8. These scrumptious mops:

    mops that look like raw ground meat

    9. This applewood smoked bacon:

    pieces of wood that look like bacon

    10. These soaps that are definitely not a chewy treat:

    gummy bears

    11. These soft and dry cheeseballs:

    orange pom poms that look like cheese balls

    12. This body wash that probably doesn't mix well with tonic:

    body wash that looks like alcohol

    13. These sesame-seeded fungi:

    mushrooms that look like hamburger buns

    14. These magical bath bombs:

    a package of Unicorn Dust bath fizzers

    15. This odd-shaped head of cabbage:

    piece of wood that looks like red cabbage

    16. These country-sized Frosted Mini-Wheats:

    bales of hay covered in snow that look like Frosted Mini-Wheats

    17. This cafeteria milk container of air rifle pellets:

    bullets in a carton that looks like a milk carton

    18. These very dry biscuits:

    wood biscuits that look like cookies

    19. And this box of elastic-tasting linguine:

    large rubber bands that look like linguine