"Double-Overtime Thriller," The Most Instantly Attention-Grabbing Phrase In Sports
Where the f*%# is the remote control!?
Last night's double overtime game between the Pittsburgh Penguins and the Ottawa Senators raised a seriously important question: Is there anything more awesome than a "double-overtime thriller?"
We polled an imaginary celebrity focus group asking them to evaluate certain types of sporting events on a scale from "sleep aid" to "would cause me to change Game of Thrones during the middle of a beheading." The following are our completely refutable pseudo-scientific results.