"Double-Overtime Thriller," The Most Instantly Attention-Grabbing Phrase In Sports

    Where the f*%# is the remote control!?

    Last night's double overtime game between the Pittsburgh Penguins and the Ottawa Senators raised a seriously important question: Is there anything more awesome than a "double-overtime thriller?"

    We polled an imaginary celebrity focus group asking them to evaluate certain types of sporting events on a scale from "sleep aid" to "would cause me to change Game of Thrones during the middle of a beheading." The following are our completely refutable pseudo-scientific results.

    It appears our celebrity and Autobot friends agree. Double-overtime thrillers are the best.