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It's President Obama's entire summer playlist.
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And it's obviously a fav of the Clinton family.
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It's the perfect way to measure Olympic greatness.
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And it's a song for all kinds of people.
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It makes Vanity Fair's Margot Robbie profile actually enjoyable.
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It's the greatest song in its genre.
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It's a perfect excuse to get out of a traffic ticket.
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And it's lyrics are an effective way to communicate in a professional setting.
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It's sensual as fuck.
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It's how you determine your friends from your enemies.
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It starts with the greatest 5 words in the human language.
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It possesses your body.
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It grabs your heart out of your chest.
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It's as addicting as your favorite Netflix series.
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It's a song that sticks with you for life.
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It's a true work of art.
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It's a crowd pleaser.
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It's everyone's dream Super Bowl halftime show.
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It'll make you sweat.
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It's perfect for small talk.
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It's the ideal Coachella lineup.
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And it's the truest declaration of love of our time.