1. He still thinks he's Popeye.
2. He always looks confused.
3. He exagerates to get other people in trouble.
4. He pouts a lot.
5. He's a know it all.
6. He's prone to temper tantrums.
7. He celebrates like he just passed a really difficult video game level.
8. He complains all the time... even if no one is listening.
9. He expects people to do everything for him.
10. He has zero patience.
11. Every once in a while you suspect he's a little bit evil.
12. He doesn't back down to any fight.
13. He's enamored by wildlife.
