1. Because they know how to appreciate the finer things in life...
My daughter just tried pizza for the first time.
2. And they know the importance of loving themselves.
When you're the only person you fuck with 💀
3. Because they are fearless...
My 3yo said she wanted to be an astronaut, and I said she had to study hard, go to college, learn a lot of science, and take a physical fitness test, and she shrugged and said, "That's just 4 things." So she's basically a nonchalant motivational speaker.
4. And inventive.
We tried getting the two for one special at black panther. The manager was not having it.
5. Because they invented snack holes...
2yo referred to her coat pockets as "snack holes" and this is what I shall forever call them
6. And they're the size of backpacks.
My little brother started preschool today and 1- his backpack is literally the same size as him 2- HE IS THE CUTEST THING EVER https://t.co/VuP4S4iuCl
7. Because they're the best dancers...
Gotta love the Kids 😂😂💯 ...community service ❤️ #myasu
8. And the best trolls.
i met satan today
9. Because the know what to look for in a life partner...
*Overheard conversation between 2nd grade boys* “Do you think you’ll ever fall in love?” “I don’t know. I think if she likes pancakes, then probably.”
10. And they're experts at roasting.
I put cucumbers, lemons, lime, and mint leaves in my water today thinking I was fancy...my one student gonna yell out and say “Ms. Luck got a salad in her water” *students erupt in laughter*
11. Because they're witty...
My siblings had a fight once and it went like this Tyler: “Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!” Sam: “Tyler.” To this day I still laugh out loud in inappropriate settings because I randomly think of it.
12. And chivalrous.
My brother taking his girlfriend her vday gift!! I can't 😩😍😭😭😭
13. Because they are the best at saving seats...
Me: “yo where are you guys?” Friends: “we’re nearly there, save us a seat” Me:
14. And ask the best questions.
i have a qwestion im11years old im a boy is twitter a girl website
15. Because they understand a real emergency...
Young girl calls 911 for cheese sticks; officer responds with a 'hot-n-ready' lesson https://t.co/KlQa0bCf6H
16. And they know how loopholes work.
Students are taking their Physics Midterm exam today. I said no cell phones, not even for music since they could be used to cheat. This student brought in a record player and is bumping Kanye in his headphones right now... https://t.co/p57iMIal7D
17. And they're absolutely hilarious.
so my 12 year old sister made this sign and held it up in the airport in front of EVERYONE as i was walking down the escalator after my SCHOOL trip. https://t.co/dUKzhMlrjn