1. Step 1: Make sure there are cameras watching.
2. Step 2: Adjust fit to optimal comfort level while maintaining sultry eye contact.
3. Step 3: Continue adjusting until everyone forgets there’s a baseball game.
4. Step 4: Stand up and squeal in delight, because you’re wearing a hat goddammit.
5. Step 5: Continue standing. Bask in adoration.
6. *Results may vary.
- President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump had their first dance to Frank Sinatra's "My Way" at an inaugural ball 🇺🇸
- On his first day in office President Trump signed an executive order to "minimize the economic burden" of the Affordable Care Act.
- Over 200 people were arrested as anti-Trump protesters and police clashed in Washington, DC, during the inauguration.
- Flights around the country are packed with pink as people stream into the nation's capital for the Women's March on Washington 👭 💖