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Because it's a place where blue pens always leave their mark.
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And ruins every item of clothing you love.
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Because it's a literal shit box.
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Because sometimes the dryer doesn't work and you need to be creative.
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Because people are generally pretty terrible and steal shit.
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Because fitted sheets are not meant to be folded.
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And dog beds were not meant to be dried.
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Because it ruins relationships.
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Because it brings out the worst in people.
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And pushes you towards the dark side.
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Because it's a literal war zone...
12.
...that takes no prisoners.
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Because some people think it's a good place to spin-dry lettuce.
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And others think it's a good place to pour out some macaroni.
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Because it's a place where period blood is weaponized...
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...and "lucky condoms" loose their way.
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Because it brings out the weird in people.
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And drunk people are always making questionable decisions.
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And because sick twisted people threaten to spit in socks.
