9. I’ve been waiting 147 dog years.
11. Man, I feel like dancing.
21. Sweet, who’s coming with me to celebrate Dock Ellis style? No one? Okay, more for me!
I know Ellis took LSD, not shrooms, but they’re both hallucinogens! Um, also, kids, don’t do drugs, they’re only for bears and MLB starting pitchers.
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