9. I’ve been waiting 147 dog years.
11. Man, I feel like dancing.
21. Sweet, who’s coming with me to celebrate Dock Ellis style? No one? Okay, more for me!
I know Ellis took LSD, not shrooms, but they’re both hallucinogens! Um, also, kids, don’t do drugs, they’re only for bears and MLB starting pitchers.
- At least 10 people, including the gunman, are dead after a shooting at a mall in Munich, Germany.
- Trying to catch 'em all on Pokémon Go? This guy pretty much already beat you to it 🐣 🏃