ESPN Has Mastered The Art Of Making Grown Men Cry
The World Wide Leader is cutting onions every time you turn on the TV.
No one cares about the ESPY Awards. It's that simple. Fans don't care about who wins Best Team or Greatest College Athlete Twitter Controversy. People watch for two reasons: 1) it's the only thing on TV and 2) the emotional segments that leave men weeping on the living room couch. Over the course of the past month or so ESPN has demonstrated an acute awareness of how well they can tug on heartstrings, but last night was their tour de force. The following three segments are the reason the ESPYs exist, and each is equally wonderful. Please do yourself a favor and watch them all.