1. Not all wine gets better with age.
2. It's not intimidating at all.
3. It's super corny.
4. This is NOT how you should describe a future NBA Hall of Famer.
5. A star basketball player shouldn't seamlessly fit in on this poster.
6. The "Hangover" jokes.
7. The "must have been a bad bottle" jokes.
8. He already has a nickname!
I mean, honestly, who does he think he is?
