Sports·Posted on Mar 5, 20138 Reasons Why Kobe Needs To Stop Calling Himself VinoSelf-appointed nicknames need to be stopped!by Matt KiebusBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Not all wine gets better with age. boywiththeredballoon.tumblr.com 2. It's not intimidating at all. classic-car.y2u.co.uk 3. It's super corny. i.imgur.com 4. This is NOT how you should describe a future NBA Hall of Famer. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. A star basketball player shouldn't seamlessly fit in on this poster. realmendontlol.tumblr.com 6. The "Hangover" jokes. Doug Pensinger / Getty Images meg146.tumblr.com 7. The "must have been a bad bottle" jokes. shutterstock.com 8. He already has a nickname! funky23.deviantart.com I mean, honestly, who does he think he is? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Okay, never mind, he can call himself whatever he wants.