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    Mar 11, 2013

    7 Reasons Why Chipper Jones Is Staying Retired

    Earlier today it was reported that the Yankees were trying to sign retired third baseman Chipper Jones. Chipper decided to stay retired instead. Here's why.

    1. The man has got a lot of hunting to do!

    2. He's hunting with his friends.

    3. He's hunting with his Playboy model girlfriend.

    4. He's hunting with his kids.

    5. He's hunting rattlers with his kids!

    6. Plus he's filming a TV show about hunting.

    7. Oh and he's gotta do embarrassing dad stuff.