So you've heard of this Tough Mudder thing...
And you're wondering if you have the balls to attempt this demanding race.
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This is only way you're allowed to drive to events.
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This is how you HAVE to train.
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You'll have to run through 10,000 volts of electricity...
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And there's a distinct possibility you end up like this guy.
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You'll have to run through fire...and like it.
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Did I mention the mud?
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Oh, there will be mud!
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And you'll crawl through a shit-ton of it.
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Where you could ALSO get electrocuted...
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Or potentially maimed by barbed-wire.
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The Tarzan rings seem like a lot of fun...
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Until you get a taste of the ice cold water awaiting your fall.
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Speaking of falling, you have to climb this wall for the opportunity to jump into more mud.
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Are you claustrophobic? I sure as hell hope not.
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Does carrying a log over your head for a few miles sound appealing?
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What about a lot of unnecessary climbing?
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You'll need a good friend...
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Who won't leave you hanging.
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Okay, when's the last time you hurdled a half-dozen tree-trunks?
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And as if these obstacles weren't hard enough these guys wore penguin costumes the whole time.
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This guy carried the Travelocity gnome.*
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This girl smiled the ENTIRE race.
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This guy is actually Canadian*, that's how much the Tough Mudder changed him.
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These girls dressed like warriors...
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While this guy was an actual warrior.
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You'll probably ditch your $100 sneakers.
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And your body will bruise like a month-old peach.
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And you'll go through all that trouble for a t-shirt...
(Which I'm not sure most people would run through fire for.)
(On second thought, a lot of people would run through fire for a beer.)
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Maybe some daps from Bear Grylls...
Which your dog is probably gonna steal anyway.
So, do you still think you wanna do a Tough Mudder?
