We Need To Talk About How Every Single Nickelodeon Show Theme Song Is A Fucking Bop

This is ridiculous.

Okay. We need to talk about something.

Every single Nickelodeon theme song is a BANGER.

Don't believe me. Believe me. I'm here to spread the good news.

Let's start with everyone's favorite Nick show, Drake & Josh

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Fucking bop.

Okay, Zoey 101, though.

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I WILL MAKE U SEE ALL OF THE THINGS THAT U CAN BE

Okay I don't think anyone watched Victorious but like, surprise! It's a bop.

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Don't lie, you fucking loved this shit.

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SO WAKE UP THE MEMBERS OF MY NATION (What does that even mean? I don't know but it's a BOP!)

Okay, All That though. A BOP!!!!!

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MANDA MANDA MANDA MANDA MANDA

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SHOOOOOOOOW

And even the cartoons had BOMB intros.

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I raise you one Fairly OddParents

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B O P

Okay what about Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide though.

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Bippity boppity BOP

Um, hello, remember me?

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THEY USED THE WORD "UNFLAPPABLE" I'M FUCKING DONE

And finally, the bop to end ALL BOPS.

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WE'VE GOT THE MUSIC IN OUR BLOOD

I fucking told y'all.

Don't sleep on these bops.