1. All the hot babes in tiny bikinis.
2. Instead of getting in your car and looking like this...

...you get in your car and relish the breeze blowing in.
3. Getting to wear your favorite pair of sunglasses all the time.
4. Getting ripped AND tan.
5. Being so hot you can do this:

6. Two words: Cook. Outs.
7. THE SUN.
8. Making s'mores at a bonfire.
9. Sand.
10. Sunburns.
11. Swimmin'.
12. Yard work.
13. Not seeing this again for a guaranteed several months.
Fortunately, we can enjoy Miller Lite year-round.
