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13 Truly Horrifying Costume Ideas For Millenials

When clowns just don't do it for you anymore.

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1. Police Headlights

"No Officer, I was just using this Pink Lemonade Burnetts as a water bottle"
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"No Officer, I was just using this Pink Lemonade Burnetts as a water bottle"

2. Sink Full of Dishes

"Guess I'm Eating Out"
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"Guess I'm Eating Out"

3. Scantron

But you have to buy your own...
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But you have to buy your own...

4. Public Fart

When everyone else is wearing the same old costume, you can be a breath of fresh air
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When everyone else is wearing the same old costume, you can be a breath of fresh air

5. Lactose Intolerance

This one might be a bit hard for some to digest
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This one might be a bit hard for some to digest

6. Wrong Spelling on a Starbucks Cup

"I've got a pumpkin spice double caramel machiatto for Alyzzabith"
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"I've got a pumpkin spice double caramel machiatto for Alyzzabith"

7. Running out of Clean Clothes

You can always just go buy some new underwear
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You can always just go buy some new underwear

8. Positive Pregnancy Test

Because you're already doing such a great job being in control of your own life
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Because you're already doing such a great job being in control of your own life

9. No Wifi Signal

Maybe you'll find someone out there dressed up as an Ethernet cable
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Maybe you'll find someone out there dressed up as an Ethernet cable

10. 5 Minutes of this

...you felt so confident about that text when you sent it
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...you felt so confident about that text when you sent it

11. Voting in this Election

You won't have to worry too much about looking good.... Nobody has lower standards than the American voter
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You won't have to worry too much about looking good....

Nobody has lower standards than the American voter

12. Admitting that you're on Tinder

6'1"Actually 20, don't know why it says 22 lolLooking for someone to adventure withMessage me firstWe can tell your parents we met at bible study
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6'1"

Actually 20, don't know why it says 22 lol

Looking for someone to adventure with

Message me first

We can tell your parents we met at bible study

13. Cincinnati Zookeeper

RIP Harambe
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RIP Harambe

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