13 Truly Horrifying Costume Ideas For Millenials

When clowns just don't do it for you anymore.

1. Police Headlights

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"No Officer, I was just using this Pink Lemonade Burnetts as a water bottle"

2. Sink Full of Dishes

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"Guess I'm Eating Out"

3. Scantron

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But you have to buy your own...

4. Public Fart

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When everyone else is wearing the same old costume, you can be a breath of fresh air

5. Lactose Intolerance

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This one might be a bit hard for some to digest

6. Wrong Spelling on a Starbucks Cup

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"I've got a pumpkin spice double caramel machiatto for Alyzzabith"

7. Running out of Clean Clothes

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You can always just go buy some new underwear

8. Positive Pregnancy Test

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Because you're already doing such a great job being in control of your own life

9. No Wifi Signal

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Maybe you'll find someone out there dressed up as an Ethernet cable

10. 5 Minutes of this

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...you felt so confident about that text when you sent it

11. Voting in this Election

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You won't have to worry too much about looking good....

Nobody has lower standards than the American voter

12. Admitting that you're on Tinder

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6'1"

Actually 20, don't know why it says 22 lol

Looking for someone to adventure with

Message me first

We can tell your parents we met at bible study

13. Cincinnati Zookeeper

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RIP Harambe