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Which Ho Are You?

Out of our friend group, which ho are you most alike?

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  1. Which color represents your personality best?

    Gray
    Blue
    Yellow
    Red
    Bitch, they're just colors...
  2. When you have a crush on someone, you usually...

    Follow them home to find out what they like to do in their free time so you can amaze them by having all of the same interests
    Talk to them casually
    Try to fuck
    I don't get crushes
    Avoid all contact with them as much as possible but hope they fall in love with you anyway
  3. Your friend asks you to go to a party Tuesday night. What do you do?

    Bitch, I have class tomorrow!
    When should I be at the pregame??
    It doesn't matter that it's Tuesday, I'm not going out any night.
    Maybe I'll see *insert fuckboy's name* there! I'm in.
    Depends...
    I'll go, but I'm not going to get cray
  4. What's your body count?

    #staypure
    1
    2-3
    4-5
    6+
  5. What form of potato are you?

    Potato Salad
    Potato Salad
    Hashbrowns
    Hashbrowns
    Loaded Potato
    Loaded Potato
    Mashed Potatoes
    Mashed Potatoes
    Curly Fries
    Curly Fries
    Baked Potato
    Baked Potato
    French Fries
    French Fries
    Scalloped Potatoes
    Scalloped Potatoes
    Potato Chips
    Potato Chips
    Potato Skins
    Potato Skins
    Tater Tots
    Tater Tots
    Cheesy Potatoes
    Cheesy Potatoes
    Potato Wedges
    Potato Wedges
    Waffle Fries
    Waffle Fries
    Potato Soup
    Potato Soup
    Steak Fries
    Steak Fries
    A Sack of Potatoes
    A Sack of Potatoes
  6. What's your favorite class?

    Chemistry
    Art
    History
    Psychology
    Power Walking for Fitness
    Black World Studies
    I don't go to class
    Music
    Foreign Language
  7. The room is getting to be a bit messy. What do you do?

    I'll clean it tomorrow, I swear! *doesn't clean it tomorrow*
    I'll just push it all to one corner and it won't be too bad
    *gets mad when someone mentions how messy it is*
    Oh no!! Clean that shit up!
    It's casual. I'll just tidy up a bit.
    I won't clean for like a week but then I'll go all out and scrub the floors and whatnot.
  8. What kind of music do you jam to most?

    R&B
    Hippity hop
    Pop
    Country
    Whatever my friend's are listening to
    Alternative
  9. Your friend says "wow I'm so ugly today". How do you respond?

    "Bitch, you're not ugly"
    "Face the facts. Sucks to suck."
    "If you're ugly, then wtf am I?"
    "You're ugly every day."
    "wow ok bitch"
  10. What is your social media of choice?

    The Gram
    Facebook is the only book you'll find me reading
    Twitter is my shit
    Snapchat me that p****
    I switch but don't really do anything on anything because I don't need my side dicks to know all my info
  11. Which alcohol is more you?

    A Fruity Mixed Drink
    A Fruity Mixed Drink
    Blow Job Shot
    Blow Job Shot
    Vodka
    Vodka
    Beer
    Beer
    Margarita
    Margarita
    Rum & Coke
    Rum & Coke
    Trashcan
    Trashcan
    Martini
    Martini
    Just Say No, Kids
    Just Say No, Kids
    Wine
    Wine
  12. You want to do something but your friends are being little bitches and you don't get your way this time. What happens?

    Someone's getting cut. Bitch don't try me.
    Wow, I'm annoyed but I'll get over it.
    The silent treatment and hella attitude is headed your way.
    Fine. I don't need you guys. I'm a strong, independent woman and I'll do what I want by myself.
    It's ok! As long as my friend's are happy, I'm happy.
  13. When your friends get annoyed that you may have gotten them sick, you...

    cause a big scene and say how bitchy they're being
    say sorry politely and everyone moves on
    complain about how no one asked if you were ok
    cry
  14. How horny are you on the daily?

    I could care less about dick
    Just give it to me now!!
    I can wait a little longer
    I literally am constantly thinking about sex
    I'm not worried about it
  15. Which artist is your fav?

    Taylor Swift
    Taylor Swift
    Drake (aka Daddy)
    Drake (aka Daddy)
    Ariana Grande
    Ariana Grande
    Queen Britney
    Queen Britney
    The Weeknd
    The Weeknd
    Tori Kelly
    Tori Kelly
    Lil Yachty
    Lil Yachty
    The Jonas Brothers (aka the royal family)
    The Jonas Brothers (aka the royal family)
    Queen Nicki
    Queen Nicki
    Kendrick
    Kendrick
    Saint Pablo
    Saint Pablo
    Carrie Underwood
    Carrie Underwood
    The Cast of High School Musical
    The Cast of High School Musical
    RiRi
    RiRi
  16. Which saying is the most you?

    "Bitch, don't try me"
    "If I die, then I die"
    "Gag me with a spoon"
    "I'm weak"
    "Shut up Alyssa"
    "Cool beans"
    "Well fuck me"
    "Literally me" / "Same"
    I don't say things.
    "Bitch please"
    "I dropped a fucking chicken wing in my cleavage."
    "MY BOYFRIEND!"
    "Zaddy"
    "I'm bothered"
    "GURL"
    "lol awks"
    "tickle tickle lemon pickle"
  17. What's your secret talent?

    I can fuck shit up in the kitchen
    I can beat a face like a fucking warrior
    My head game strong
    I'm basically a classical musician - fuck with me
    Try to sing off against me. I dare you.
    I'm pretty ok at dabbing
    I can relate anything and everything to sex
  18. Which ethnicity are you?

    White af
    Black
    Hispanic
    Asian
    Blonde
    It changes depending on how I feel that day
  19. Pick a puppy

    RIP Harambe
    RIP Harambe

Which Ho Are You?

You got: The Dirty Virgin

You're the ho with morals and you stick to them (but that don't mean you ain't got desires). Everyone sees you as innocent and chill but you can bring the fire when needed and surprise everyone with a clap back. You're kind of a huge nerd but in a good way and it's cute and funny.

The Dirty Virgin
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You got: The Talented Loyal Ho

You're the only one with true talent in the group and you're always loyal to all of your other hoes. You know how to get down and everyone goes to you when they want to have a bomb time. Everyone thinks you're the coolest and wants to be around you all of the time. You a real one.

The Talented Loyal Ho
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You got: The Stubborn Stalker Ho

You don't care what other people think and you're super in the moment. You do your own thing. You went through a ho faze but now you do what you please. You sometimes get obsessive about things and go too far but it's cool. You do it for the vine. Also, the D (Detroit, ya nasty) gives you life.

The Stubborn Stalker Ho
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You got: The Long Term Ho

You're a basic bitch, but you embrace it and the group accepts you anyway. Even if you don't talk to someone in the group for a while, you always bounce back like dat ass. You taught the Stubborn Stalker Ho her hoish ways and were the original ho of the group. So, in that sense, you're a trend-setter.

The Long Term Ho
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You got: The Momma Ho

You're the mom of the group and everyone goes to you to vent. You're quiet and don't get involved in the drama but you're always in the background lurking and reading the group messages without responding. You're crafty and spend too much money, but it's ok because you can. You're the most adult, which is why you're the mom.

The Momma Ho
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