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She blesses you every time you leave the house.
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She's your official inside scoop.
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And you too, may become apart of the family gossip.
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She makes sure you never go hungry.
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And then blames you for eating too much.
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She'll teach you how to stay safe.
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She knows how to keep you from getting sick.
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And she's prepared to cure you when the time comes.
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But when all else fails, she'll hand you a foreign concoction.
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She'll teach you the meaning of patience.
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And that countdown was, and still is the universal signal.
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Her confirmation is all you need to feel good about yourself.
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She doesn't let you sleep in because she knows how productive you can be.
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She'll teach you the meaning of hard work, but always with sarcasm.
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And show you ways to save your money...
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But most importantly she's The Queen of our Heart...
