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10 Childhood Joys Reinvented For Adults.

Mom can't stop you this time.

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1. Going ham on some milk and cookies.

We've all been there.
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We've all been there.

Going ham without the mess.

Dunkr cups are designed to give you a perfect milk dunk on your cookies. $16 for a four pack.
Dipr

Dunkr cups are designed to give you a perfect milk dunk on your cookies. $16 for a four pack.

Desmond is the LeBron James of cookies.

MikMak

2. Playing dress up and giving zero fucks what anyone thinks.

GTL second generation.
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GTL second generation.

Wear mustaches while you pound beers.

Different colors so you never misplace your drink. $9.99.
Beardo

Different colors so you never misplace your drink. $9.99.

"But, like, don't have a real mustache."

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Or channel your inner Hagrid.

Also probably the warmest winter hat/ski mask there is. $34.99.
Beardo

Also probably the warmest winter hat/ski mask there is. $34.99.

Literally makes you a viking.

MikMak

3. Making potions out of every liquid in the bathroom/kitchen/garage.

Anything labeled "flammable" is a must have.
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Anything labeled "flammable" is a must have.

Adultify your potions with an absinthe infusion kit.

$45 and comes with wormwood so you'll actually be tripping.
Bootleg Botanicals

$45 and comes with wormwood so you'll actually be tripping.

Langston & Anu found the green fairy.

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4. Throwing an imaginary tea party with your fave stuffed animals.

Can't wait to see what this little girl does with her life.
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Can't wait to see what this little girl does with her life.

Throwing an actual tea party (but still inviting cute animals).

$10 tea infuser.
DCI

$10 tea infuser.

Priya has an awkward crush on this duck.

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5. Collecting helpless creatures and imprisoning them in a jar.

Because bugs need homes, too.
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Because bugs need homes, too.

Assembling this live terrarium will satisfy your creature cravings.

It's less weird than a bug collection. $27.99.
Moss + Twig

It's less weird than a bug collection. $27.99.

According to Megan, ball size matters.

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6. Saving the world with action figures.*

*also bout to steal your girl.
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*also bout to steal your girl.

Singing robot to rescue your boring desk.

Bluetooth, subwoofing, wireless speaker/microphone/badass lil dude. $49.99.
Scratch Tracks

Bluetooth, subwoofing, wireless speaker/microphone/badass lil dude. $49.99.

Jillian's fave DJ (sorry Khaled).

MikMak

7. Feeding all of the birds.

More bread plz!
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More bread plz!

The joy of feeding birds without lurking at the local duck pond.

Birdhouses are not just for grandparents anymore. $19.95.
Onehundred

Birdhouses are not just for grandparents anymore. $19.95.

"Wait but, do birds get fat?"

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8. Binging on a shit ton of halloween candy all at once.

Sharing is for idiots.
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Sharing is for idiots.

Devour the world's largest gummy worm because you're not a baby are you?

Also because it's weird to trick-or-treat in your twenties :( $29.99.
ItSugar

Also because it's weird to trick-or-treat in your twenties :( $29.99.

Darth Vador joined the jumbo gummy worm diet.

MikMak

Or if you're more of a Sour Patch Kid...

Go for the world's largest box. $19.99.
ItSugar

Go for the world's largest box. $19.99.

Abby doesn't give a shit about what her dentist thinks.

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9. Pretending that you live in a galaxy far, far away.

The force is strong with this one.
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The force is strong with this one.

Build your own AT-AT to manage all your cables and cords.

$40. Keep away from X-Wings.
Geek Supply

$40. Keep away from X-Wings.

Iliana really wants to talk about The Force Awakens.

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10. Drawing on things you shouldn't be.

Parents don't get you.
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Parents don't get you.

Doodle on your pillows.

$19.95. It washes out DON'T WORRY DAD.
eatsleepdoodle

$19.95. It washes out DON'T WORRY DAD.

Jackie draws her dirty dreams.

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Want more? Congratulations your bed is a now coloring book.

"Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up." - Pablo MO'FUCKIN Picasso, y'all. $79.95.
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"Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up." - Pablo MO'FUCKIN Picasso, y'all. $79.95.

Carly writes adult messages on her duvet.

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Have a drink n draw dinner party.

$49.95 but the memories will be priceless.
eatsleepdoodle

$49.95 but the memories will be priceless.

Elyse takes your tablecloth to the Guggenheim.

MikMak