1. Your phone is officially dead, but whatever.
2. Wait, someone is BLATANTLY wrong and you can’t Wiki-check them to prove it.
3. The food looks amazing, but who knows if it’s gluten-free?
4. So now you’re starving, and Seamless is not an option.
5. Time for SHOTS! You’re drunk-horny, but there’s nobody to swipe right for.
6. Find some cute randos, put your hand on their faces, and either swipe your hand left or right to let them know if you’re interested.
7. It’s a match! Until your new bae starts dancing like a total freak and you can’t snap it.
8. You’re stuck listening to someone's 2 hour LMFAO playlist and there's nothing you can do about it.
9. Cellular withdrawal kicks in and you start offering people stick-and-poke tattoos so your hands have something to do.
10. You can’t handle making small talk with randos.
11. FOMO hits when you realize all the crucial group-text gossip you’re missing.
12. Not knowing how many likes your pre-game selfie got is literally destroying you.
13. Time to GTFO, how did people do this before Uber?
14. Frantically ask every single person in the room/building/street for a charger.
15. NO, an iPhone 4 charger will NOT help.
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