1. John McClane = (Dirty Harry + Roy Rogers) / 2 + ⅛ Kojak
2. Sarah Connor = Bear Grylls + (Lara Croft - Money)
3. The Batman = Manic Depressive Millionaire - Parents + Justice
4. Seal Team Six = 300 Spartans + Ninjas - bin Laden
5. Vladimir Putin = (Ivan Drago + Boris Badenov)/2 + √(Richard Branson + [-1 x James Bond])
6. Beatrix Kiddo = Revenge + work ethic
7. Sergeant Stubby = Rin Tin Tin + Rambo
8. Mr. T = Muhammed Ali x A Junkyard Dog - [(jibber jabber) + (pity for fools)]
9. Disco Fries = (Potatoes + cheese + gravy) - living past 40.
10. Tom Brady = Man - Flaws
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