1. You really just DGAF. Obviously.
2. You're a very resourceful person.
3. You make a very good drinking buddy.
4. You've mastered hungover Sundays.
5. You're up for whatever.
6. You have hidden party talents.
7. You know how to play the game.
8. You're unafraid to make yourself look stupid for a laugh.
9. You actually legit fit in anywhere you go.
10. Above all else, because you DGAF, you're always a winner.
