8 Great Holiday Gifts For Your Lawyer Pals

We rounded up 8 great holiday gifts that are sure to impress the lawyer or lawyer to be in your life.

LAWSUIT!™

Via lawsuitgame.com

LAWSUIT!™ is a fun and educational game for ages 8 and up. Players experience and learn about the law in a fun way as they make their way through law school, past the bar exam and into their own law practice and the courtroom. Because it's never too early to teach your kid the art of making a shady settlement deal.

This $900 Approach the Bench Magnetized Supreme Chess Set

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The Official Chess Set of the Supreme Court Historical Society! If you're not drowning in student debt and asking Santa to help pay back your student loans, you might as well drop a near thousand dollars on a golden chess to let your friends and guests know just how serious you are about your law career, and that you are not in any way pretentious or an asshole.

Legal Decision Maker

Via executivegiftshoppe.com

Make the life of your favorite lawyer a little easier with the legal decision maker paper weight for lawyers. Decisions range from Insanity Plea to Ask Mommy so they've got all your legal bases covered!

Via barnesandnoble.com

Why spend $100,000 on a law degree from Harvard or Yale when you can get the best of law school condensed into a 4"x5" tin can and wrapped in a mini diploma for only $8.19!

Come Back With A Warrant Doormat

Via amazon.com

Let your visitors know you mean business as a lawyer, and they'll need more than reasonable suspicion to investigate THESE premises.

Dead Fred Pen Holder

Via amazon.com

The Dead Fred pen holder/silicone voodoo doll is the perfect gift for aggressive associates of all ages who could benefit from a strangely satisfyingly stabbing outlet sure to sooth even the saltiest senior partners!

The AnyChair by Thanko

Currently being marketed to cubicle warriors across China and Taiwan, where sleeping at work is permissible to recharge one’s batteries, the Anychair is sweet relief for the overtaxed wage slave. All you need now is a ceiling-mounted monitor and a feeding tube and you're ready to start building your horizontal law career!

Two Sided Good Day Bad Day Don't Even Ask Scales of Justice 17oz Glasses

Via buff.ly

Help your lawyer friend keep the edge off without going over the edge with these perfectly measured out wine glasses to smooth over the stresses of the work day.