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17 Toys From Your Childhood That Seriously Confused The Shit Out Of You

I don't want to say it was magic, but it was magic.

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1. Those magical baby bottles where the milk disappeared when you put them upside-down.

I still don't understand this.
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I still don't understand this.

2. And the colourful sand that was instantly dry after you pulled it out of water.

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3. Those Baby Born dolls that drank water and pissed, but ate food that would just...disappear.

4. And Sea-Monkeys who literally came to life from three lil' powder sachets.

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5. Those giant bubbles you could blow out of a dot of colourful, weird-smelling plastic.

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6. And those normal-looking bubbles that you could hold in your hands without popping.

MAGIC, OK. MAGIC.
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MAGIC, OK. MAGIC.

7. Those little plastic cap guns that smoked when you pulled the trigger.

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8. That refillable milk bottle that came with the Baby All Gone doll.

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WHERE DID THE MILK COME FROM???

9. And those Baby All Gone cherries that magically appeared on the spoon when you put it in the jar.

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THE SPOON WAS EMPTY????!?!?!?!?

10. That Pixel Chix game where the character ran onto a different screen if you connected two of them together.

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11. Those demonic-ass Furbies that actually had a conversation with you when you spoke to them.

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12. And electronic Poo-Chi dogs that chewed and gave heart eyes when you fed them their bones.

13. Literally every single edible experiment kit that allowed you to make REAL FOOD out of powder packets.

Dr Dreadful Lab, fuck me up.
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Dr Dreadful Lab, fuck me up.

14. And those dolls that majestically floated through the air like a feather, even though your string pull was aggressive af.

Play Along Toys

15. The Mouse Trap maze that, no matter how many times you played it, was always constructed wrong.

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16. Those weird sticks that only had the purpose of making the "WOOOOOOAAAAWWW" noise and literally nothing else.

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Owen Wilson, is that you?

17. And those strange jiggly hand toys that, tbh, I still don't really understand.

I know y'all are going to call them the hand job toys, and, look, I agree.
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I know y'all are going to call them the hand job toys, and, look, I agree.