Food·Posted on 8 Aug 201724 Tweets About Food That'll Make Your Hungry Ass Chuckle Just A LittleFood is love. Food is life.by Michelle RennexBuzzFeed Staff, AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Audrey Porne @AudreyPorne hate when people say "if u think this is better than sex, u haven't had good sex!", like no, maybe you've just never had good lasagna, Carol 08:49 AM - 04 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. ❁ Immi ❁ @_imogenjayde that feelin of a warm Chinese on your lap when ur takin it home is what I imagine bringing home ur first born is like 07:13 PM - 13 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 4. KT @KatieWasmund saw a husband tonight trade his plate of food with his wife because she liked what he ordered better & that's the kind of marriage i want 04:09 AM - 22 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Tom Davies @1TD When you're in denial about your unhealthy eating habits 09:19 AM - 28 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy DR: you have this disease ME: oh no DR: but you can cure it with a healthy diet and exercise ME: OH NO 09:00 AM - 18 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. TomSka @thetomska Uuh hell yeah I'm "obese"!!! O verweight B ecause E ating S oothes my E motional torment 04:48 PM - 03 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Migs Gomez @MigsGomez When you try to steal from your sister's gummy bears but she knows you too well... 05:18 AM - 28 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Madoff @RealSlimSantana My mom be cutting up fruit & bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. Thats when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much 06:45 PM - 02 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. 11. Phil Lester @AmazingPhil Can I have extra gluten please? Give me all of that juicy gluten 05:08 PM - 28 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 13. Maayaa @delmiyaa Eat before you start an argument with your boyfriend so that when he offers to buy you food in the middle of the fight you don't lose focus. 04:07 PM - 05 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. 15. Alex, but online @Alex_but_online Genie: and for your third wish? Me slamming down my fork after finishing my second cheesecake: TAKE A WILD FUCKING GUESS BUDDY 12:38 AM - 20 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. khashimamá @khashiana Left hand is steering, the other is gripping your thigh 05:11 PM - 04 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. 19. 20. Floyd @dafloydsta [first date] HER: So do you prefer cats or dogs? ME: *scanning the menu* I don't even see them on here. What page are you on? 03:27 PM - 24 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Dory @Dory Me eating food from the fridge that i know was my siblings 02:20 AM - 07 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. b.b @Benoo_Brown "your pizza will be there in 30-45 mins" *46 mins later* me on the phone with the pizza place: I just think it's really funny how 05:47 PM - 20 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. 24. ◯ @sryimnate reminder that winnie the pooh wore a crop top w/ no panties and ate his fave food and loved himself and u can too 08:06 PM - 30 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite