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Build A Pizza And We’ll Guess The Way You Have Sex

Build A Pizza And We'll Guess How You Like To Have Sex

You like your pizza just how you like your sex: rough, intense, and with a whole lot of meat.

Rough

You believe good pizza, like good sex, has to be soft, gentle, and enjoyed really, really slowly.

Passionate

You love trying new things on your pizza and in the bedroom. Who knows, maybe next time you'll use pepperoni slices instead of that silky blindfold you saw in the new _50 Shades_.

Adventurous

Just like your sex, you just don't really care what goes on your pizza. Plus you'll eat just about anything.

Submissive

You often pick your group's pizza flavours because you like your strong flavours and your even stronger sex.

Dominant

YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T EVEN LIKE PIZZA WHY ARE YOU HERE????? NO SEX FOR YOU.

ABSTINENCE

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Build A Pizza And We’ll Guess The Way You Have Sex

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