1.
Gnawing on a Calippo for ages and defeatedly having the edge become all furry and pasty.
2.
And biting one side of your Paddle Pop, then sadly watching the other slide right off the stick.
3.
Being disappointed when you spend ages reheating your mum's spag bol only to find out it's somehow still cold in the middle.
4.
Popping open some Pringles while on a school excursion, only to be defeated when you find them all crushed because someone sat on your bag.
5.
Biting into a piping hot meat pie and painfully having all your tastebuds burn off.
6.
Drinking a Slurpee at the beach, and constantly being surprised by the little bits of sand in your mouth.
7.
And eating hot chips on the beach, being confused whether it's sand or chicken salt you can taste.
8.
Grabbing a beer from the Esky and disappointingly realising it's still too warm to drink.
9.
And overestimating your abilities, painfully choking on the glass of Milo you put too much powder in.
10.
Opening the fundraiser chocolate you bought on a hot day and sadly seeing that it solidified into a massive lump.
11.
Being frustrated after biting into an open packet of Smith's and finding them stale, because someone didn't seal it up properly.
12.
Over-excitedly slathering too much Vegemite on your toast and having your tongue detest you for the rest of the day.
13.
Nervously picking through your pre-washed salad mix because you've heard too many stories about people finding bugs in them.
14.
Picking up a cool treat from the servo, walking away, then bitterly noticing you got the shitty, icy one.
15.
And ripping open a cheeky ice cream at home, and angrily realising you've been given the reject pack.
16.
Going in for a Tim Tam on a hot day and gloomily finding every single one melted in the packet.
17.
Bitterly complaining about the price of a sausage sizzle, but buying it anyway because you just can't resist.
18.
And going to the Macca's drive-thru, and brokenheartedly seeing the ice cream sign you always dread.
