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So Blue Doritos Are A Thing Now And They Taste As Good As They Look

My tongue is still blue and I only ate five. Doritos please explain.

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I had to hit up three different spots before I found them and I gagged when I had to pay $6 FOR ONE BAG.


This instantly meant that these chips had to be crazy amazing for them to get my approval. I wanted my $6 worth, damnit.

So I tried them, and I just don't know. They're meant to be lime- and pepper-flavoured but they were weirdly sweet, kinda tangy, and had pretty much no pepper.

Look, I also forgot to mention that I'm sick and I've been eating really hot soup so my tongue is burnt AF. And do you know what doesn't go well with burnt tongues? LIME. JESUS CHRIST, LIME. AVOID LIME AT ALL COSTS.


These bad boys have nothing on the normal cheese-flavoured Doritos but they do make your tongue blue, which is fun if you like that kinda thing.


I ate like five blue Doritos. So I don't know how my tongue got so blue from such a little amount. Also don't @ me about my teeth, I never had braces.

Fortunately these blue Doritos are only available for a limited time and you can probably find them somewhere near you.