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Um, So Frozen Oak Is Now A Thing And It's Actually Fucking Delicious

Slurpees are so 2016.

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Every Australian knows that chocolate milk is life.

@Choccy Milk / Via Facebook: choccymilkofficial

But Oak have made our dreams (that we didn't know we had) come true by giving us FROZEN chocolate milk.

Michelle Rennex / BuzzFeed
Michelle Rennex / BuzzFeed

🙏🙏

A photo of the drink was shared to multiple Facebook pages, causing excitement over the new machines.

Western Sydney Starter Packs / Choccy Milk / Via Facebook: choccymilkofficial
@Western Sydney Starter Packs / Via Facebook: westsydstarterpacks

I decided to track down this mystical treat and try it for myself.

Michelle Rennex / BuzzFeed
Michelle Rennex / BuzzFeed

The closest Frozen Oak servo to the Sydney CBD is Caltex in Neutral Bay. After calling to confirm that the machine was, in fact, working, I hopped in a Uber and went on my way.

When I got there, I quickly passed the boring Slurpee machine and locked eyes with the majestic choccy milk dispenser.

Michelle Rennex / BuzzFeed
Michelle Rennex / BuzzFeed

I'm going to be honest. When it first came out of the machine, it did kinda look like literal shit. But the attendant assured me that it was really nice, and even though he was probably just trying to sell me one, I had faith.

Upon my first sip, I realised that this drink was THICC AF. But the effort required to get the drink through the straw was so very worth it. It was like a magical, heavenly, cold milk injection. Perfect.

According to this list of providers, there are currently seven stores in Sydney that stock the drink.

For some reason when I contacted Oak via Facebook for more information, all they did was read receipt me. Rude.
@Western Sydney Starter Packs / Via Facebook: westsydstarterpacks

For some reason when I contacted Oak via Facebook for more information, all they did was read receipt me. Rude.

So, will any other states get the chocolate goodness? Will Oak ever respond to my messages?

We'll just have to wait and see.
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We'll just have to wait and see.