Can Someone Please Explain Why The Fuck A Side Of Bacon Is So Expensive?

I KNOW THAT A KILO OF BACON IS ONLY $8, SO WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING???

Cafés are great. The food is usually delicious AF, the atmosphere is popping, and pretty much everything about them is cute.

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But do you know what's not cute? THE FUCKING PRICE OF THE TWO BITS OF SHITTY BACON YOU GET WHEN YOU ORDER SOME AS A SIDE.

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SIX WHOLE DOLLARS AND FIFTY CENTS????

Now look, I fucking love me some bacon. It's really not a bomb-ass breakfast without a few crispy rashers.

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But I'm just wondering... how the FUCK anyone can charge SO much for so little?????

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And y'all, I don't want to hear "well that's what happens when you have to pay rent and wages" or "if you don't like it, you can eat at home".

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I UNDERSTAND.

The thing is... I know how much a RETAIL 1kg pack of bacon is at Woolies, and I know damn well no one has any place charging $5 for a few bits of it.

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Even the fancy stuff isn't all that expensive, and you KNOW all these places get their bacon at wholesale price.

But I think the worst of it all is the price of bacon in relation to EVERYTHING else on the menu.

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I'm just a lil' confused as to how a whole meal can be $18 but a few bits of bacon is like 1/3 of the price?? COME ON NOW.

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And fam... don't even get me started on the average price for two dry-ass slices of haloumi.

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WHEN WILL ORDER BE RESTORED IN THE WORLD???

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But also, don't get me twisted. You'll definitely still see me in a café eating my $5 bacon and loving the shit out of it.