19 Times Linda Belcher Was The Wine Mom I Aspire To Be

    "Wine helps me drink!"

    1. When she made an entrance, wine-in-hand:

    2. And when she introduced herself with confidence and class:

    3. When she described what can only be referred to as the perfect night in:

    4. When she paced herself like a pro:

    5. When she was honest with the kids about what it takes to raise them:

    6. And what it to takes to hold a séance:

    7. When desperate times called for direct mouth-to-bottle contact and Linda did not hesitate:

    8. When she showed us how wine tasting is really done:

    9. When she planned a girls' night, complete with beverages:

    10. And when she put together a wine and cheese night, like any good host would:

    11. When she invented the Wine Shoe on the fly:

    12. When she remembered to appreciate the simple things in life:

    13. When she head-butted a man because her hands were busy:

    14. When she came up with the best wine mom diss ever:

    15. When she spread the Christmas spirit:

    16. And again:

    17. When she came home, said hi to the kids, checked the fridge for a snack and decided on a drink:

    18. When she made a convincing argument for drinking wine:

    19. And when she gave wine moms the ultimate motto: