TV and Movies·Posted on Oct 29, 201819 Times Linda Belcher Was The Wine Mom I Aspire To Be"Wine helps me drink!"by Michelle RegnaBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. When she made an entrance, wine-in-hand: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. And when she introduced herself with confidence and class: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. When she described what can only be referred to as the perfect night in: 4. When she paced herself like a pro: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. When she was honest with the kids about what it takes to raise them: 6. And what it to takes to hold a séance: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. When desperate times called for direct mouth-to-bottle contact and Linda did not hesitate: 8. When she showed us how wine tasting is really done: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. When she planned a girls' night, complete with beverages: 10. And when she put together a wine and cheese night, like any good host would: 11. When she invented the Wine Shoe on the fly: 12. When she remembered to appreciate the simple things in life: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. When she head-butted a man because her hands were busy: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. When she came up with the best wine mom diss ever: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. When she spread the Christmas spirit: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. And again: 17. When she came home, said hi to the kids, checked the fridge for a snack and decided on a drink: 18. When she made a convincing argument for drinking wine: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. And when she gave wine moms the ultimate motto: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF