1. If you've ever tried SkinnyPop popcorn, you've probably asked yourself this question:
2. Your purpose in life boils down to this one moment:
3. Most of your free time is spent thinking about your next fix:
4. You imagine that whoever is in charge of making the stuff is some cross between Einstein, Anthony Bourdain, and Houdini:
5. This is your idea of Flavor Town, TBQFH:
6. And while you like all the flavors, you love White Cheddar SkinnyPop more than most human beings in your life:
Same:
7. The most intimate you'll get all day is with your 'Pop:
8. You know literally every single snack can be improved with the addition of SkinnyPop:
9. The last time you tried to limit yourself to a single serving, you empathized deeply with Gollum and the second half of Trainspotting:
10. This is the most upsetting image you'll ever see of your pet:
11. You after choosing SkinnyPop from a shelf full of processed snacks:
12. Also you:
13. Everyone knows THIS is the best way to eat SkinnyPop...
14. Even if it ends up being the focus of whatever you're watching:
15. Never have you empathized more with complete strangers all over the world:
16. At the end of the day, SkinnyPop is why you love the Internet:
CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP!
