Food·Posted on May 26, 2020Here's Your Annual Reminder That Fruit Candy Is Always Disappointing*taps mic* - Fruit candy is an insult to all other candy.by Michelle NoBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail If there's one food that makes me think, "Ew, who's still buying those?" — it's fruit candy. I can imagine a future generation discovering these chalky discs and filing them away as evidence of our sad palates. View this photo on Instagram If you need a refresher, here's what flavor all of your candy SHOULD come in. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF In this advanced age of crispy KitKats, creamy Reeses, and (personal fave not listed here*) 100 Grands... Fruit candy, by contrast, has just one quality: It's hard. View this photo on Instagram If you like fruit candy, then you're probably the kind of person who also enjoys sorbet. Even kids know stuff like this should be criminal to give out for Halloween. View this photo on Instagram Anyway, to recap. Fruit candy? View this photo on Instagram Disappointing! View this photo on Instagram Plastic pocket sprinkles! Legit pharmacy vibes! View this photo on Instagram Fruit candy doesn't have the creamy satisfaction of chocolate, or even give you the dopamine rush of other desserts like cake and ice cream. Despite all that, I'll admit it. This is the ONE non-chocolate candy I'll still eat: View this photo on Instagram