15 Hipster Food Trends That Need To Die In 2017

^^^ see above.

I love matcha, but it's actually pretty bitter and vegetal in taste. I'd rather have it in its original tea form, with all the nutritional benefits.

In the words of Anthony Bourdain, "A bar is to go to get a little bit buzzed, and pleasantly derange the senses, and have a good time, and interact with other people, or make bad decisions, or feel bad about your life. It's not to sit there fucking analyzing beer."

You can't makeeeee me pay $40 for brined cucumber.

Juicing a fruit or vegetable actually removes most of its nutrients, so perhaps cold-pressed juices are not the healthiest way to lose weight.

Just take me back to the days when Ferrero Rocher was fancy.

I mean, I guess they're nice to look at.