1. Sushi burritos nikola_fiskova / Via instagram.com It's just a little too much raw fish in one bite. 2. Rainbow food seoulany__ / Via instagram.com A rainbow-dyed bagel might make for a great 'gram, but I'd rather wait an hour in line for a food that's objectively superior in taste and not just different in appearance. 3. Zucchini pasta simonebchaves / Via instagram.com IDK, I won't discount the health component of this, but zucchini can be enjoyed in so many more delicious ways. Save the bolognese sauce for the carby stuff. 4. Cauliflower pizza View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @womenshealthaus ^^^ see above. 5. Matcha-flavored everything View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @mighty_macaron I love matcha, but it's actually pretty bitter and vegetal in taste. I'd rather have it in its original tea form, with all the nutritional benefits. 6. Elevated toast itsmareezy / Via instagram.com Is it a sandwich? Is it avocado toast?! What is it?!?! 7. Deconstructed coffee causewelovefoodanddrinks / Via instagram.com Maybe it's just me, but I'm always in a rush if I'm buying coffee and can't stand this tedium of mixing the ingredients myself. 8. Microbreweries View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @dogman800 In the words of Anthony Bourdain, "A bar is to go to get a little bit buzzed, and pleasantly derange the senses, and have a good time, and interact with other people, or make bad decisions, or feel bad about your life. It's not to sit there fucking analyzing beer." 9. Artisanal pickles View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @mcclurespickles You can't makeeeee me pay $40 for brined cucumber. 10. Smoothie bowls amishoesmith / Via instagram.com This is just too pretty to eat, and should not be considered a food. 11. Green juices View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @williamsburg Juicing a fruit or vegetable actually removes most of its nutrients, so perhaps cold-pressed juices are not the healthiest way to lose weight. 12. Fancy chocolate bars View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @pikashchu Just take me back to the days when Ferrero Rocher was fancy. 13. Food served on cutting boards: Katie Glass @katieglassST Just been served scrambled eggs on a wooden board. Peak culinary hipster? 12:58 PM - 08 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite If only they invented a more lightweight, ceramic, low-walled version of this board to neatly contain all the food. 14. Overloaded desserts View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @blacktapnyc I mean, I guess they're nice to look at. 15. Mason-jarred everything artcien / Via instagram.com Ain't nobody got time for extra dishes.