5 More Ways To Waste His Time In 2016

We all know you want to, so go on with your petty self. These are five easy ways to get 'em while there's still time.

1. Text them right now saying "WYD?"

Wait for them to respond. Start to type. Wait until next year to reply.

2. Make plans with them

Then post on all social media saying you need something to do.

3. Send them a pic of your outfit

Wait for a reply, then say you're glad to have a friend like them.

4. When they lean in for a New Year's kiss

say "it's not you, it's me...."

5. Have them meet you in Times Square

Don't show up. Say you got the date wrong.