So we've all heard the age-old saying of "Be the bigger person" when somebody does us wrong, BUT we're human.
It's normal to wish your enemy just a little bit of bad fortune. Not enough to cause extreme harm, but just enough to make their daily life a bit more difficult.
Reddit user u/Wise_Clothes_3695 recently asked the Ask Reddit community, "What would you wish upon your worst enemy?" Here are the creative responses:
1. "Netflix stopping to buffer at 99% for 30 seconds every two minutes."
2. "Them being stuck on the toilet with a toilet paper dispenser that shreds each square as they try to pull it out."
3. Sleeves falling down while washing hands, pillow always warm, itching in a spot not reachable."
4. "Stuck on 3-hour long calls with old people who need help changing their password."
5. "Every time they go to drink, the ice sticks together into a big clump until they tilt it way back and then it finally unsticks and splashes all over their face."
6. "Clothes getting caught on doors and handles forever."
7. "Cheeto fingers that never stop, with nothing except orange cheese dust covering everything."
8. "Lower their spice tolerance to the point where mayonnaise is too spicy."
9. "Every time it's dark and they are barefoot, they step on a Lego."
10. "Diarrhea where you’re not sure you’re gonna make it and you get the sweats. All this while you have somewhere you have to be and you’re expected."
11. "Always finding glitter in their clothes, food, house, everywhere."
12. "Every pet they ever own in their lifetime hates them."
13. "Every time they walk, run, or jog, there's always a sharp and painful rock in their shoe that they can't get out. Every time they try to remove it, there will be two more sharp rocks, then four, then six, then eight, and so on."
14. "That they are never able to have an enjoyable poop. They constantly feel the need to use the loo, but when they do, nothing appears."
15. "They are the third wheel on every date."
16. "Jury duty."
17. "Never again being able to complete a sneeze, but always needing to."
18. "Never ending soup, salad, and breadsticks, only they can’t leave and it never ends."
19. "Any time they turn on a show on any viewing platform, they are forced to watch a random episode of the George Lopez Show instead of whatever it was they clicked on."
20. And finally, "Wet socks for eternity."
Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.