Top Tanks Tops Of "The L Word"

According to The Cambridge Dictionary, a tank top is "a type of shirt that covers the upper part of the body but not the arms and is pulled on over the head." In case you hadn't noticed, the cast of "The L Word" wore a lot of tank tops. Were they all great? Yes, of course. But some were better than others. This is the list you've been waiting for. Before we begin, I'll admit it, I have favorite characters. Will their tank tops appear more than others? Yes. Extra points for prominent nipples? Of course. I've tried to be scientific, but these are just my opinions.

1. The One That's Not Technically a Tank Top, But Who Cares

Listen, we don't know Marina's life. She may have pulled this over her head to put it on, making it fit the definition of "tank top." Yeah, it has a zipper, but so do some boots, and I slip those on without paying attention to it. So in conclusion, this is a tank top. A damn good tank top.

2. The One With Straps Thick Enough For a Bra, But They Were Like, "Nah."

This tank top is a mere suggestion to Alice's boobs. They seem to think they can live without it.

3. The One That Got 3 Seconds of Screen Time

Not a central character by any means.....but by all means a central tank top.

4. The One That Proves Bare Arms Can Be Business Casual

You know Tina is thinking "Wow, what a woman. Wow, what a tank top."

5. The One That Made Me Think... Is Dana a Daddy?

This is a powerful shirt; simple, yet strong. It's sleek and sexy. It's the tank of tops.

6. The One That Stole The Spotlight

This scene is a literal sea of tank tops, but I see you, extra in the black. Hey, you. Nice tank top.

7. The One That Made Me Realize Dana IS a Daddy.

.........................+15 points.

8. Two Girls, One Tank Top. Just Kidding, It's Two Tank Tops.

By now you know... Dana's my favorite. We get to see her in many athletic TT's, and for this I'm truly grateful. The v-neck beautifully accentuates her collar bone. Her shoulders are all shiny, and we see Lara's left nip. +5 points.

9. The One That Made Me Say, "Who Made This Tank Top? They Did a Terrible Job... and I Thank Them For It."

.........+25 points.

10. Oh, No! That's Not a Tank Top! That's Dana's Face!

I love Dana.

11. The One That's F**king Stupid.

What the hell kind of tank top is this, Jenny? This tank top's so dumb it looks like a long-sleeved shirt. Horrible tank top. No points. Bitch.