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History's Most Dramatic Quotes As Texted By Teens

"It's lit." —teen Paul Revere warning of the British troops via group text

Patrick Henry to the Virginia Convention:

FDR's First Inaugural Address:

Neil Armstrong on the moon:

Juliet in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet:

Richard Nixon's Watergate press conference:

Abraham Lincoln's "House Divided" Speech:

Inauguration of John F. Kennedy:

President Theodore Roosevelt on foreign policy:

The Gettysburg Address:

The Sermon on the Mount:

Apollo 13 moon flight crew:

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