9 New Year's Resolutions That Deserve To Be Broken

How's your resolution going? Relax, let it go, and stay healthy year-round with the help of Meta.

1. Training for a marathon... that's in two weeks.

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Oh, and your previous experience with running is "only when chased."

2. Saying good-bye to carbs forever.

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Forever is just such a long time.

3. Resolving that this is the year you will meet the one.

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Just let what happens happen.

4. Never eating any chocolate.

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Why did anyone ever think this was a good idea?

5. Going on a juice cleanse.

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Doesn't happiness mean ANYTHING to you?

6. Doing 200 crunches a day.

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This hereby gives you permission to lower that number to 10.

7. Making yourself like a form of exercise that you know in your heart is the worst.

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It's not going to happen. Stop trying to make it happen.

8. Getting 12 hours of sleep every night.

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Sleep is important, but so is having funnn.

9. Ignoring your natural instinct to hibernate.

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It's how it was meant to be.

You’re not the only one singing the Broken Resolution Blues. Meta understands the struggle too.

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