12 New Year's Resolutions And When You'll Break Each One

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How Long It Will Last: 16 Days

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Until your first long weekend of the year when you decide you deserve to go on a baking/eating/sleeping/generally ignoring-your-health spree.

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How Long It Will Last: Five Days

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Until someone informs you that you aren't supposed to exfoliate every day because it will dry out your skin.

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How Long It Will Last: Four Days

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Until the fourth day when you realize all four pages read, "Nothing really happened today..."

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How Long It Will Last: One Day

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Until you decide you get enough strength training by carrying your groceries home every day.

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How Long It Will Last: Seven Days

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Until the first rainy/snowy/slightly cloudy day, at which time you'll remember your other resolution to be cozy.

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How Long It Will Last: Three Days or One Chapter (whichever comes first)

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Until you "lose the book" (*cough* it's buried at the bottom of your purse *cough*).

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How Long It Will Last: Two Days

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Let's just say Jan. 2 went really well and Jan. 3 did not.

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How Long It Will Last: Two Days

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Until the constant need for a bathroom starts to get to you (especially while out and about — you never realized how rare a good public restroom is).

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How Long It Will Last: Two Weeks

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Until that week when you have something to do every night after work, and then don't have time for the grocery store that weekend, and your favorite restaurant delivers, and if you cook, you'll have to do dishes...

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How Long It Will Last: One and a Half Days

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Until 3 p.m. on your first day back at work.

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How Long It Will Last: Two Classes

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Until you can successfully introduce yourself in your new tongue and figure that's probably good enough. Adios, Spanish class!

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How Long It Will Last: One Day

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Until you realize that everyone else had this resolution too, and the gym is way too packed. Better to wait till next year.

You’re not the only one singing the Broken Resolution Blues. Meta understands the struggle too.