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4 members of 198 that couldn't be more different, but live in harmony as absolute savages. Are you Laurie, Hoolia, Mary, or Lil Iij? Take this quiz, and find out.

Which Member Of The Crafty Bitches Empire Are You?

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The chilliest of women, you're the most easygoing person out there. Anyone who asks you to make a decision will be waiting for an answer for the rest of their lives. Caught on the reg with her trusty water bottle, don't try talking to JBalls after 8 pm. You're never not DTC.

Hoolia

You're a domestic goddess, a minimalist, and an all-around savage. You never procrastinate and always finish your essays a week in advance, but your friends have never actually seen you write them, and you somehow have time to rip a new Netflix series every day. Smoking darts and breaking hearts is your personal motto.

Laurie

The preppiest of them all, there's never a day that goes by without at least 4 meetings. You can type at the speed of light while ripping Facebook, Instagram, and Snapchat in lecture without missing a word. You'll never say no to getting fucked up, because you're always down for a good time.

Mary

She's bold, she's fierce, she's ruling the world. Catch Lil Iij ripping QP nachos after an hour on the Stairmaster - it's called balance. If you don't know everybody's whereabouts at all times, you're not a happy person. You don't believe in love or marriage, but are somehow in the longest relationship of them all.

Lil Iij

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Which Member Of The Crafty Bitches Empire Are You?

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