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1. A cross-stitch pattern of Bobby making the "rock on" sign because this is an eternal big mood. 🤘
2. A cozy hoodie if Bill, I mean Lenore, is your favorite King of the Hill character.
3. A Mack hat just like Dale's so you can pair it with mirrored flip-up sunglasses, a short-sleeve button-up, and a pack of Manitobas (OK, maybe not the cigarettes).
4. A Peggy Hill sticker si tu hables español so well that you could probably be a substitute Spanish teacher.
5. A T-shirt in the style of the now-banned "Thank You" plastic shopping bags to remind you that Hank Hill is his name and propane is his game.
6. A durable and lightweight tote bag to let Chane Wassanasong (or anyone else for that matter) know not to mess with you.
7. I'll tell you what man, a dang ol' Boomhauer print that you can hang anywhere in your dang ol' house man, I'm talking 'bout anywhere in your dang ol' home man.
8. A Cotton Hill mug for anyone with a sharp nose and a ~scents~ of humor.
9. A King of the Hill cutting board that'll remind you to always cook with propane so you can taste the meat, not the heat.
10. A Manger Babies throw pillow featuring Obediah the Donkey, Hosea the Cat, and Sir Reginald Featherbottom III (and you probably just read that in full Luanne Platter-voice).
11. A 3-inch tall action figure of Dale "The Conspiracy Theorist" Gribble that comes complete with knife, radio, and glasses, accessories, and a collector's card.
12. A pair of Bobby Hill earrings you'll love almost as much as Bobby loves fruit pies.
13. A Hulu subscription so you can watch every season of the often hilarious but more often way too-real Pamela Adlon's (aka the voice of Bobby Hill) series Better Things.
14. A vintage photo of flugelhorn musician, Mega-Lo-Mart spokesperson, and American icon Chuck Mangione. You can almost hear "Feels So Good" just by looking at it.
15. A hoodie that I ~Kahn~'t believe you don't own already.
16. A Dale's Dead Bug/Daletech keychain so you can look semi-professional even though you, like Dale, have no idea what you're doing.
17. An enamel pin of Hank and Ladybird in their dance competition outfits because now is the perfect time to teach your pooch a dance routine.
18. An embroidery that'll serve as a constant reminder of how Lucky got his name and that you should be listening to more Tom Petty.
19. A hunky valentine because it's never to early to treat your partner to one of John Redcorn's healing massages.
20. A very relatable Hank Hill mug that perfectly captures your pre-coffee mood.
21. A TLMS substitute teacher of the year award T-shirt if you need everyone to be aware of your accomplishments — and the fact that you won the title three years in a row.
22. A personalized King Of The Hill–style family portrait that'll make you stand back and say, "Yep, yup, mhmm."
23. A pouch of pocket sand you'll want to keep on you at all times so you can make a hasty escape whenever necessary.
24. A one-size-fits-all Strickland Propane snapback cap that could totally pass for a minor league baseball team but still won't make you an expert on propane or propane accessories.
25. A 252-piece King of the Hill puzzle so you can pass some time with your favorite residents of Arlen.
26. A motivational Peggy Hill embroidery for when you need the mental and emotional strength to survive a skydive without a functioning parachute.
27. A T-shirt for the person in your friend group who's the king of the Zoom party.
28. A mugshot of Bobby Hill's mug on a mug. "That boy ain't right" but this ceramic coffee conveyance is A-OK!
29. A Rusty Shackleford name decal to make sure your real name remains a mystery.
30. A 17-piece stainless-steel barbecue set because what good are propane and propane accessories without the proper grilling tools? Do Lady Propane proud.
Raise your hand if you can hear the theme song right now. ✋
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