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1.A color-changing night light that'll impress any nonbeliever. Project your alien in 16 different colors and four modes, including strobe, with the push of a remote control button.
2.A set of salt and pepper shakers to get the conversation flowing as your awkwardly sit across the table from your in-laws.
3.A board game about conspiracy theories (aka your favorite topic) that'll actually teach you a thing or two.
4.A silicone ice cube tray for making 3D alien skulls. Your party guests will be in for a surprise when they look down at their drinks.
5.A set of kid-friendly molds so your creations are a little less creepy and a lot more delicious. Use them to make anything from ice cubes to gummies and chocolate.
6.A pair of leggings that are extra...terrestrial and will keep you cozy in the fall.
7.A pair of soft alien socks so you can enjoy out-of-this-world comfort without sacrificing personality.
8.A lightweight sweatshirt that'll go with everything in your closet and subtly convey your love for little green space men.
9.An pin-up alien girl pin to accessorize your backpack.
10.An ~udder-ly~ adorable iron-on alien abduction patch so your jean jacket will stand out from the crowd.
11.A pair of glow-in-the-dark earrings that'll make the perfect accessory for your Instagram snaps.
12.A tapestry for anyone who loves Mean Girls memes and UFOs.
13.A silicone iPhone case so people know to leave you alone when you're on your phone (can't you see I'm busy watching The X-Files??).
15.A mini UFO cow abduction to add some personality to your desk, because, let's face it, you're gonna spend a lot of time there. Late nights at the office just got a teeny bit better, because this spaceship actually makes noise.
16.A practical canvas bag you'll ~tote-ally~ love because of its hilarious graphic.
17.A set of dishwasher-safe cookie cutters for making baked goods that'll capture everyone's attention (and tastebuds!).
18.A hanging planter to combine your love of unidentified flying objects and plants.
19.A retro Space Invaders so you can relive your '80s childhood. The sounds are the same as the original version, plus there's even a tiny joystick so it feels like you're back at the arcade.