24 Things For People Who 100% Believe In Aliens
I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% alien.
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1. A color-changing night light that'll impress any nonbeliever. Project your alien in 16 different colors and four modes, including strobe, with the push of a remote control button.
Promising review: "Believe it or not, I purchased this alien light for my dad, who happens to love anything alien. Oh, who am I kidding? My dad is a big kid at heart! ;-) He really got a kick out of this. He said it has about four different colors, so it's nice to have a little variety. Really, this was a novelty item more than anything else, one that my dad enjoyed. Where else are you going to find an alien light?!" —mdgrl79
Get it from Amazon for $18.99.
2. A set of salt and pepper shakers to get the conversation flowing as your awkwardly sit across the table from your in-laws.
Promising review: "Everyone gets a chuckle when they see him on our table. If you're looking for a fun gift or something to make you smile look no further!" —Sandra K. Pate
Get it from Amazon for $16.95.
3. A board game about conspiracy theories (aka your favorite topic) that'll actually teach you a thing or two.
Promising review: "We have a great time picking it up and playing a few rounds whenever we are sitting around. It's a great conversation starter; we often find ourselves using the QR codes on each card to find out more about theories we had never heard of before. Both of us listen to tons of conspiracy theory podcasts and we can safely say you will find out something new whenever you play. Honestly, I love that someone took the time to make this game. I get the impression it was a labor of love from someone who really loves this stuff as much as we do. The game is both approachable for non-theorists and hardcore believers; there is something for everyone!" —Katherine Santa Ana
Get it from Amazon for $29.99.
4. A silicone ice cube tray for making 3D alien skulls. Your party guests will be in for a surprise when they look down at their drinks.
5. A set of kid-friendly molds so your creations are a little less creepy and a lot more delicious. Use them to make anything from ice cubes to gummies and chocolate.
Promising review: "These molds are amazing! They were easy to use, truly nonstick, easy to wash (I hand washed them with warm soapy water), and the end result were detailed. My 2-year-old toddler helped me take off the gummies from the mold and he didn’t find it difficult at all. He was able to release the gummies all by himself. I didn’t use any spray or oil before I poured the liquid in the molds which is great. I was looking for a product that I didn’t have to add any oils to make the gummies easy to peel and this is the product! I truly recommend. The colors of the molds are vibrant, the detail of the outcome is great too. I used it about 10 times now and it has not failed me yet." —WaipahuGirl
Get a set of three from Amazon for $8.99.
7. A pair of soft alien socks so you can enjoy out-of-this-world comfort without sacrificing personality.
Promising review: "If you're a fan of UFOs, aliens, or just the unknown, then you will be a fan of these socks! These high quality knit pink socks feature a detailed graphic of an alien in a UFO. I love wearing these socks with a nice pair of black jeans. They are so fun and so adorable! I constantly get compliments when I wear these socks, and have been asked numerous times where I bought them from. Super comfy socks, with a great length to them!" —Brit
Get them from Amazon for $8.99 (fits women's size 6–12, available in 24 prints).
8. A lightweight sweatshirt that'll go with everything in your closet and subtly convey your love for little green space men.
9. An pin-up alien girl pin to accessorize your backpack.
Promising review: "This pin looks incredible. I love it and I'm thoroughly surprised by how amazing it looks. I pictured it to be a little smaller, but I'm glad it is the size it is because it'll be easier to see when it's on my hat. I love this pin so much and I'm super happy with it." —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $9.95.
10. An ~udder-ly~ adorable iron-on alien abduction patch so your jean jacket will stand out from the crowd.
11. A pair of glow-in-the-dark earrings that'll make the perfect accessory for your Instagram snaps.
Get them from TwinklecoutureShop on Etsy for $3.89.
13. A silicone iPhone case so people know to leave you alone when you're on your phone (can't you see I'm busy watching The X-Files??).
14. A bendable glow-in-the-dark keychain that'll help you lose your keys less often.
Promising review: "Just what I was looking for. Been through Roswell a bunch of times, never picked up anything. Just kind of a cool little keychain hanging off my rucksack." —Irvin D Snyder Jr
Get it from Amazon for $6.95.
15. A mini UFO cow abduction to add some personality to your desk, because, let's face it, you're gonna spend a lot of time there. Late nights at the office just got a teeny bit better, because this spaceship actually makes noise.
Promising review: "Moo (I am being abducted by this alien!!) Sure it's small but the sounds it makes while flying and then when the magnet on the cow attaches to the saucer and the sound changes with an added moo are so cool to have on a desk turned on or off." —Rick Lumiere
Get it from Amazon for $10.78 or Urban Outfitters for $12.95.
16. A practical canvas bag you'll ~tote-ally~ love because of its hilarious graphic.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $24.
17. A set of dishwasher-safe cookie cutters for making baked goods that'll capture everyone's attention (and tastebuds!).
18. A hanging planter to combine your love of unidentified flying objects and plants.
Get it from Firebox for $24.99.
19. A retro Space Invaders so you can relive your '80s childhood. The sounds are the same as the original version, plus there's even a tiny joystick so it feels like you're back at the arcade.
20. A Rick and Morty coloring book that'll keep you occupied until season four premieres. Wubba lubba dub dub!
Promising review: "Awesome! I'm a big Rick and Morty fan. Favorite adult cartoon. I'm a big coloring fan. I suggest photo copying the pages so you can use the book over and over. Just incase you want to change Rick's hair different colors or something. Or try a red Mr. Meeseeks one time and a yellow one next time, or whatever. Just a suggestion. Anyhow, great book." —Shae
Get it from Amazon for $11.64.
21. A temporary tattoo for anyone who's committed to the belief that aliens are real — but maybe not to getting a real tattoo.
Get it from TransitTattoos on Etsy for $1 (available in four colors).
22. A bathroom sign to remind everyone to just please wash their hands. (Do aliens have hands?)
23. A thought-provoking book that'll convince hardcore nonbelievers that we've been visited by aliens — and that they're still here.
24. A coffee mug to encourage yourself to be the real you.
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