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    Nobody: *Silence* BuzzFeed: Here Are 28 Things I Absolutely Think You Need

    At least we have some self-awareness, OK?

    1. A non-slip sink caddy to keep your sponge elevated so it drains properly and doesn't develop mold. It's flexible to fit many different faucet styles.

    2. A pair of innovative scissors you'll reach for any time you have to cut something — be it chunky cardboard, wire mesh, or even pizza. Their ergonomic design keeps your wrist straight, which is a more natural position than if you were cutting with regular scissors.

    3. An embroidery starter kit if you're looking for a new hobby. This kit comes with everything you need so you can live your best twentysomething-grandma life.

    4. A clip-on cup holder so you don't have to constantly worry about spilling your soda all over your very expensive computer.

    5. A mini can colander for straining tuna tins and canned goods. The alternative is dirtying your colander...which then has to be washed...and dried...and put back in its place....

    6. A stretchy silicone bookmark that'll point to the exact line that you left off at in whatever novel you're reading.

    7. A pet hair detailer if your pup frequently joins you on car rides and leaves behind basically another dog's worth of fur. This lil' guy loosens trapped hairs so you can vacuum them up easily.

    8. A makeup-removing pen to clean up small messes — like smeared eyeliner or flaky mascara — so you don't have to whip out the makeup remover and start all over again.

    9. A magnetic key rack for your keys. Now you'll always know where they *and* you can declutter that random table by the front door where you used to toss them.

    10. An in-shower styler that'll live up to its name — Perfect Hair Day. As your hair dries, this cream adds shine, softness, and body to your mane.

    11. A portable razor for shaving on the go. It has a built-in water spritzer, a moisturizing bar to lubricate your skin, and two razor blades so you can shear any stray hairs or just reduce the amount of stuff you have to bring in your overnight bag.

    12. An ~a-peel-ing~ cat bed they'll ~go bananas~ for — or at least just look really freaking cute in while you snap photos for their Instagram.

    13. A no-show belt to prevent the dreaded "buckle bulge" or hold up your pants even if you *don't* have belt loops.

    14. A couple of King of the Hill buttons that'll communicate to any strangers that you are not to be messed with.

    15. A handy dandy foot rest with sturdy rubber feet so you can shave your legs and polish your toes with ease.

    16. Or a shower step for anyone who's tired of precariously positioning their foot on the ledge of the tub to shave.

    17. A My Favorite Murder keychain to honor your favorite book from the hosts of the only podcast you can be bothered to listen to every week.

    18. A bra band you'll never want to exercise without because it reduces boob movement and makes high-intensity workouts a little less miserable. It's also great for compression after breast surgery and improving your posture.

    19. A space-saving, bottle-stacking shower caddy that'll practically solve all your bathing-related pet peeves. No more tripping over all the bottles in your shower. No more waiting forever and slapping the shampoo until it finally comes out. No. more. hassle.

    20. A laptop sticker for anyone who's spent the last hour drafting an email to their boss before consulting their coworkers about whether they've used too many or too few exclamation marks (does this say fun! and approachable! or do I sound like I'm screaming?) and then ultimately waited until the following week to revisit the email, read it 20 more times, and then hit send.

    21. A hairbrush cleaner to remove dust and debris from your brush without damaging the bristles. Psst! Your hairbrush can harbor bacteria and yeast — do you really want to be running that through your hair each day? Yuck!

    22. A page holder so you don't need two hands to hold open your book. Think of all the things you can do with your free hand....

    23. A dry shampoo for dark hair because no brunette wants a white cast on their scalp. This powder also helps volumize your second- or third-day hair so no one has to know what a trash human being you are. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    24. A minimalist soap holder if you hate picking up soggy bars of soap. This way the bar won't leave behind sticky residue on your shelves *and* it'll last longer because excess water drains out the bottom.

    25. A portable stain bar so you can remove stains on the go. It's safe for use on bras, underwear, swimsuits, hats, you name it!

    26. A delicious variety box of Japanese candy that'll probably ruin American snacks for you.

    27. A Bluetooth adapter if your car is technologically challenged. Just plug this bad boy into the auxiliary port and sync it with your phone so you can play DJ.

    28. A handsome Squidward pin because we can only dream of being this incredibly good-looking.

    Do you need these things? Yes, 100%.

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