1. A very appropriate headband if need an extra hand keeping your hair out of your face while slathering your skin with slimes and serums. Now please tell me, is this a snail, slug, or alien headband?
Promising review: "I love this SO MUCH. I embrace my inner snail every time I wash my face. It's soft but not too fluffy and thick. It has a nice stretch, but it's also not too loose where I feel like it's falling. Buy some for you and your snail friends :)" —sam
Get it from Amazon for $5.99+ (available in 11 colors).
2. Some Goldfish-shaped magnets to happily turn your fridge into a sea of everyone's favorite smiling snack crackers.
Handy Cute Art is a Miami-based small business.
Promising review: "Such a cute little item. Giving this to my friend for her birthday. It's one of those things you didn't know you needed 'til you see it." —Theresa Jenkins
Get six magnets from Handy Cute Art on Etsy for $9.
3. A cute telescoping boba pencil case so taking notes and studying for exams is a little less sad and dreary.
Promising review: "I’m able to fit quite a few pencils, highlighters, pens, and erasers. The material makes it easy to hand wash or machine wash. It’s sturdy, durable, and makes a perfect gift." —Vergeta Jones
Get it from Amazon for $7.99+ (available in five colors).
4. A vase with posable arms and legs because your bouquet just doesn't look as weird as you'd like it to look.
Promising review: "The consensus on my social media page is that everyone should have one. I finally got a chance to try it out with some daffodils, and really, it's hard not to smile when you see them." —Susy Lundy
Get it from Amazon for $20.90 (available in three colors).
5. A lil' polar bear hydrating eye stick that'll help hydrate and cool your puffy, tired eyes. A very big-brained reviewer recommends sticking it in the freezer before you use it so it's extra chilly.
Promising review: "I have always had serious dark circles and bags under my eyes, and this has really changed that for me. The results are incredible. The puffiness is gone. The dark circles are hardly noticeable. My sensitive skin has not broken out. I never write reviews, but this was so good that I had to write a review. This actually works." —Ben
Get it from Amazon for $9.90.
6. An octopus-shaped blackhead remover for exfoliating your skin while pulling out whiteheads, blackheads, and other pore-clogging yuckies.
Promising review: "After just two days of use, this adorable little octopus has done wonders for me, smells great too. Here's how I used it: I wore down the stick just a little to where the texture from the salt is visible, scrubbed around on my face so there was plenty of product, then I used my fingers to gently massage all the gunk away. Rinse, pat dry, and enjoy the softness. Highly recommended for people with sensitive skin like me." —LuckLocust
Get it from Amazon for $12.50.
7. A sad duck night-light if you could use a late-night study buddy, movie-watching companion, or a friend with whom you can commiserate after a rough day.
Promising review: "Like a lot of us, this duck is just doing the best they can. They look a bit sad and forlorn but yet they’re a literal bright spot in your day. I work from home and I don’t typically like a lot of lights on when I’m working but this little friend gives off just enough light to make my day a little more cheerful and I haven’t bitten anyone since I started using it as a little desk lamp. It’s has also come in quite handy when I’ve lost power during a few summer storms. It’s not bright enough to read with but it is good at banishing the creepy things that live under your bed. It seems to hold a charge for a good amount of time and it charges easily on my laptop while I’m working. I didn’t have many expectations for this little light but it’s cute and useful and I am considering buying a few more." —Rebecca Swanson
Get it from Amazon for $16.99.
8. A pair of cat paw oven mitts to protect your hands from any ~cat-tastrophes~ in the kitchen involving hot bakeware.
9. A vampire-shaped garlic press so your hands don't reek for the next three days. Just twist the Count's head to crush the garlic — easy peasy garlic squeezy. Be careful not to have too much fun with this or you'll end up crushing more garlic than you need...which is not a bad problem to have tbh.
This little bloodsucker is 100% food-safe, BPA-free, and dishwasher-safe!
Promising review: "It's so ridiculous how cute and functional it is! I hated chopping or mincing garlic before getting this! It is fast and efficient and can get a lot done quickly. Did I mention how cute this is? Also, please know this IS dishwasher-safe. I pop the hair off before putting the top in the dishwasher, and the bottom is one piece, so no issues of water getting in and staying there, as other reviewers have expressed concerns about. BUT! If there is ONE THING that is a bit of a pain, it is getting ALL the bits out — but a small silicone spatula or scraper does the trick just fine for me! I use this garlic tool daily; it is honestly a game changer for my cooking game!" —Llamazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $24.95.
10. A teeny tiny dumpster fire — aka lil' dumpito — because you could use a commiseration buddy as you try to survive the chaos of another week at work.
The Mad Labs Studio is a small business based in New Mexico that specializes in fun 3D-printed creations.
Promising review: "I love this little dumpster fire. 🔥🔥 It's so cute and tiny, and it goes perfectly on my desk. Love love love!!" —Katrina Stevens
Get it from Mad Labs Studio on Etsy for $6.99 (available in two colors).
11. A ~wooly~ adorable shaved sheep plushie that sheds its coat at the slide of a zipper. (Wish this were me in the summer!!)
Promising review: "I love him. He is so cute and so well-made. He is the perfect size and shape. I named him Banana Peel Son since his wool comes off like a banana peel. Adorable. Would recommend to everyone." —Aerebys Stare
Get it from Amazon for $11.99.
12. A set of french fry clips for a ~spud-tacular~ and eco-friendly alternative to the tape you're currently using (and that — ugh! — always comes unstuck). They come in a hilarious little magnetic fry carton, so just grab one any time you need a chip clip.
Promising review: "These are very cute, and I love the magnet holder that sticks on my fridge so they are easily accessible. Not sure about the durability, haven't used very long." —Save the Bees
Get a set of 12 clips from Amazon for $14.90.
13. A pair of acrylic earrings if animals in glittery cowboy boots is your vibe. Yeehaw!
Promising review: "Bigger than I expected, but I'm definitely pleased! Super cute, and the dinosaur fossil outline painted on the earrings is crisp and clean looking, not smudged, which I was a little worried about. They are extremely lightweight and easy to wear for a long time. Great quality, and I'll probably end up ordering another pair to gift to a friend. LOVE." —Jacqueline Ryan
Get them from Amazon for $5.99 (available in 29 styles).
14. A laptop sticker to make your coworkers think twice before communicating with you. "I hope this email finds you before I do, Susan!"
Seven Virgo Studio is an Illinois-based small business run by Rachel.
Promising review: "Super cute sticker!" —Anna
Get it from Seven Virgo Studio on Etsy for $4.
15. An extra-extra long plushie so stinkin' delightful and absolutely ridiculous you kinda sorta have to order it.
16. A social battery pin because sometimes you can't even put together nice words to make people leave you the heck alone.
Atelier Eumori is a Singapore-based small business.
Promising review: "Very sturdy and functional. Just what I was looking for." —Anton
Get it from Atelier Eumori on Etsy for $27.91 (available in four colors and two backing styles; there's also a version without emojis).
17. A door hinge topper that'll accessorize a spot in your home that I'm 99.9% sure you've never thought of accessorizing. Good luck forgetting that this exists!
Obnoxiously Magnetic is a small business based in Cincinnati, Ohio.
Promising review: "So cute! I want an entire collection now. I've already put the little elephant up, and I'm waiting for people to notice him. Thank you! Love him!" —Eileen Lessard
Get it from Obnoxiously Magnetic on Etsy for $9 (Psst! There are so many other fun door hinge magnets to check out.)
18. An oversized strawberry blanket hoodie for those days you want to bring the coziness of your bed with you. There's a jumbo pocket for holding all your snacks — like the handful of pretzels you snarf down during the work day.
Promising review: "Literally so perfect, very soft and comfortable, the colors are very vibrant and beautiful. If I start moving around my house doing chores, it does get a little warm, but I run warm most of the time and keep my house super cold, so it's not an issue at all!! I can't wait for the fall/winter to come because this will be a game changer!!" —Nicole Muse
Get it from Amazon for $28.99 (available in dozens of styles and kid sizes).
19. Chicken vs Hotdog if you're looking for a party game that both kids and adults will enjoy. It's easy to learn (like, literally, 10 seconds to learn) and offers 30 challenges of varying levels.
Promising review: "In an age where new games are being released at an incredible rate, it's refreshing to find a new game that is not only fun but easy to learn and play. My 7-year-old loves it, as do I. It only took us a couple of turns to figure it out. I highly recommend it. Adults should have fun with it, too. Might I recommend a couple of shot glasses to go along with it?" —Jerry Rice
Get it from Amazon for $24.99.
20. A cactus cat scratcher to ~prickle~ your cat's fancy and convince them to give *it* a scratch (and not your couch legs).
Promising review: "I'm absolutely delighted with the cactus tree cat scratch post I recently purchased! Not only does it add a fun and quirky touch to my home decor, but it's also a huge hit with my cats. They absolutely love it! There are several scratching posts to provide plenty of space for them to satisfy their natural scratching instincts, saving my furniture from their claws. The cactus design is not only adorable but also sturdy and well-built, ensuring it can withstand even the most enthusiastic scratching sessions. Plus, the added dangling toys provide extra entertainment for my furry friends. Overall, this cactus tree scratch post has exceeded my expectations, and I couldn't be happier with my purchase!" —Jacob Bressers
Get it from Amazon for $19.99+ (available in three sizes).
21. A buildable tiny rabbit garden so you can bring some magic and greenery to your bland desk.
Dapple & Dot is a small business based in the UK. They donate 5% of all sales to Just One Tree, a nonprofit aimed at removing CO2 from the atmosphere by planting trees.
Promising review: "A really lovely wooden display. The characters are so cute." —Chris Boden
Get it from Dapple & Dot on Etsy for $19.76.
22. A magnetic cat AirPod holder because you'll get such a kick out of handing over your earbuds to this little fellow that you might actually set a record for the longest amount of owning a pair of earbuds before losing them.
Promising review: "Stop the annoyance and panic due to misplaced earbuds. The kitties are super cute and stand up well." —Rita A. Coombs
Get it from Amazon for $9.99+ (available in white or black and also in a variety pack of five).
23. A cow-shaped fridge deodorizer that'll neutralize stinky smells so you're not rooting around your refrigerator trying to figure out what the heck smells so bad. ~Udderly~ amazing!
Promising review: "We came back from vacation, and our fridge smelled of onions so badly, so I ordered this guy, and it came the next day. I put some baking soda inside, and in about four hours, my fridge was odor-free! Plus, who wouldn't wanna see this cute guy when you open up the fridge!" —Andrew Ramsaran
Get it from Amazon for $9.99.
24. An absolutely iconic 3D-printed mini Stanley keychain for Stanley connoisseurs who want a special bottle that no one else will have. Also, there's a style that holds your lip balm. Umm...genius!!!
The Feliz Co is a New Jersey-based small business run by a husband and wife.
Promising review: "This keychain is so cute! I love it. It is very well made and was shipped quickly. Very happy with my purchase and the seller! :)" —Becky Moore
Get it from The Feliz Co on Etsy for $21.98+ (available in seven colors and two styles).
25. Some fuzzy hand towels shaped like hedgehogs if your bathroom is seriously lacking in ~quill-ity~ decor.
Promising review: "Not only do these towels effectively dry your hands, they add a touch of whimsy to your decor. They are great for small bathrooms with limited space." —Lisa Naegele
Get a set of two from Amazon for $16.99 (available in four colors).
26. A cutie-patootie mushroom spoon rest to make the mundane task of making Monday dinners a lil' more fun.
27. A set of stacking glasses so cool and quirky your guests will ooh and ahh when you pull them out at your next dinner party.
Promising review: "I get so many compliments on this set. I keep it stacked next to my water dispenser, and my guests love it. It's very unique and goes nicely with our beach decor. Durable as well. Perfect housewarming, birthday, or Christmas gift." —Amazon Customer
Get four glasses from Amazon for $38.99.
28. A kinda gross but super helpful "Shower Cat" because you slap your shed hair on the shower wall (it me!) and then inevitably forget to throw it away, much to the chagrin of your housemates. Let the Shower Cat's soft "teeth" grab your strands before it starts a colony in your shower drain.
Shower Cat is a small business established in 2021 specializing in products to prevent shower clogs.
Promising review: "I first saw this product on TikTok, and I knew immediately that I needed it. I just moved into a new apartment, and I didn't want to be how I used to be, where I'd just let hair go down the drain and plug it eventually or peel it off of the drain after each shower. It works great, but I probably need some practice with it. I currently just floss my hair through it so it will hold them and there are a few stray hairs that don't stick. I would recommend to anyone who is tired of putting your loose strands of hair on the shower wall." —Cari Schwartzkopf
Get it from Amazon for $14.95.
29. And speaking of aquatic creatures (water bears!) a pair of tardigrade slippers that'll keep your toes warm and also probably earn you a few funny looks.
Reviewers say they fit up to a women's size 10.
Promising review: "They are absolutely perfect!! They are squishy and comfy. It's like walking on pillows(which I love). If you were looking for firmer support, these aren't good for you. However, if you like the squishy, you'll be a happy camper. They are also super adorable and exactly like the picture. They are made from really soft material. They are definitely very fluffy. The only other thing that might bother some is that they do make a noise when you walk." —Amazon Customer
Get them from Amazon for $29.99.
The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.