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US residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.
Why did no one tell us it would be like this?
Except you did. You also set up auto-pay, and the bill isn’t even due for three weeks. But, hey, since you're up, do you want to think about embarrassing moments from your childhood?
Don't forget to add "do laundry" to your to-do list.
*Cue carefully placing the item back on the shelf.*
Not living paycheck to paycheck... Can you imagine?
The Starbucks employees know you by name, and the terror in their eyes looks familiar. Where have you seen that before? Oh, yeah. The mirror.
You'll do it next week? Sure.
All day. Every day. For so many years to come.
Netflix and chill just ain't the same when you have to see your parents' names on the TV.
It's the small things in life like dealing with fewer people that really put a smile on my face.
Remember the person on the ID card that you used to be? They had no idea what was coming. They had no idea.
And yet the biological clock mysteriously stops working Monday through Friday. Isn't that cute?
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