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Which Uber Driver Are You?

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  1. What do you do in your free time?

    Fantasize about your future
    Watch teen parents live their life
    Pee
    Change the world
    Queef
  2. What do you wear to school?

    Bm giveaways
    Your brothers shirts
    Leggings and a sweater
    Anything trendy
    Anything grey
  3. When do you cry the most?

    Before math
    Every day
    Never
    When Mrs. Katz is being a bitch
    When you are fighting about political problems
  4. Which teacher do you hate?

    Mrs. Tatz
    Rabbi Persin
    Mr. Chanan
    Shiri
    Shosh
  5. What do you normally have for lunch?

    Salad
    Fake meat
    Chocolate and tings
    Other people's food
    Tuna bagel
  6. Which adjective describes you?

    Sassy
    Passionate
    Crazy
    Awkward
    Idgaf
  7. Describe your relationship with your sibling(s)

    Weirdly close
    I like one of them sometimes... Idk who the other one is
    I FUCKING HATE THEM
    Besties!
    Don't even know
  8. What is something that you are likely to say?

    What
    Fuck
    Retarded
    Sorry
    Orli Gluzman
  9. Have you gotten your period yet?

    No I have a broken uterus
    I haven't even started puberty yet
    Yeah and it smells nasty
    I get it every 2-3 months
    Of course

Which Uber Driver Are You?

You got: Orly Srulotits

You are a crazy, israeli, and smart gal! You have a J fetish and very long toes. You love bagels and fancy chocolate that your dad gets you from Pakistan or something.

Orly Srulotits
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You got: Meg

You are an egg! Congrats! You are a crazy cat lady and you enjoy dank memes. You don't take shit from nobody. Your golden locks make everyone jealous. You also have a really small bladder!

Meg
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You got: A big whale

You are a sassy son of a bitch! You love to watch youtube videos of teen parents and Ohio's residents. You can sometimes be a bitch but its ok because your just going through puberty.

A big whale
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You got: Lexapus

You are fun loving vegan hippie. You love to read books about your vegan culture. You like to debate and sound smart and make people intimidated. You have the best food tho!

Lexapus
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You got: Jmoney

You are nasty lil hoe. You are in love with "you know who" and talk about him 24/7. You are the whitest cuban in the history of white cubans.

Jmoney
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