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Tri Alpha is a group of people unlike any other- each individual of this underground cult certainly brings something different to the table. Question is, which member of this crazy cracked out group are you?

Which Member Of Tri Alpha Are You?

What is the first thing people notice about you?

What is your biggest flaw?

What do you do in your spare time?

What is your greatest talent?

I don't leave the dorm without...

It's 12:00am on a Thursday...wyd

Favorite Puff Flavor...

Why would you get arrested?

Where do you see youself in 5 years?

What's your type?

Congrats, you got Mr. Prez! You, my guy, are probably on the verge of being broke. Why, you may ask? VIP tables. A lot of them. You are basically the CEO of Tampa- you make it known you have all those connections. Speaking of making things known, you make it very known you own a lot of designer shit when going out to the clubs. You have an interesting past, perhaps involving restraining orders?? You also have an interesting choice of women- like soon to be mothers and girls that like to play cards. Now go hit the gym... its big body aj time.

small body aj (aka Aj Antle)

You, my friend, are classy yet seductive. If there are three things you couldn't live without in this world, it's milk, addy, and Lizzo. You are the biggest fiend on this planet, and will go great lengths to get a rip of someone's pen. If you are a Kevin, you were probably once a bitch boy for a frat, but the doing laundry became too much to handle and you had to drop out. Don't get it twisted though, you did NOT get hazed! The N- word is at the top of your vocabulary, and you take advantage of drunk girls by making them get on their knees and beg for friendship. I have 3 words for you Kevin... spank. me. daddy.

Kevin Zipp

LMAOOO you got Brett! You are nothing (I repeat, NOTHING) without your backwards visor. You must eat, sleep, breathe, shit, and even shower, in that goddamn visor. You most likely have an absurd amount of Travis Scott Reeses Puffs in your possession- but do not be mistaken, those are not for eating. You're a big sneaker guy, however, you are only seen wearing your gucci slides paired with slightly jacked up black socks 99% of the time. Some things you may enjoy are big fucking cigs, stealing chairs from pizza places, and girls by the name of Manders. Not to mention, supreme is your go-to brand, and Roxanne is your go-to postgame song.

Brettski (aka Brett Lindsay)

Oh boy, where to begin with you. You most likely enjoy cuddling with girls, HOWEVER, you must wait till marriage to go any further than that. Your most apparent trait would be your impeccable pervstache... you would be unrecognizable if that were to go. Some things you may enjoy are taking snapchats in the shower, and babysitting dogs by the name of Callie. Alcohol is not your best friend, and that's alright! You may have slipped and gone to the clubs once or twice, but that monster is not meant to be let out often.

Mickey Mouse (aka Nick Pizzimenti)

Hun, you probably smell like sweet florals and whipped cream. You are semi tik tok famous, but don't let that shit go to your head. Some things you enjoy are grass and hash browns, as well as starting fights. You have an impressive hat collection, however the bond you share with your Fenway hat is like no other. Speaking of hats, you will never be seen without one- only a lucky few can say they've seen those luscious locks without a hat. At the end of the day, only when you are in a good mood, you are a very funny guy.

Tate Seidewand

I'm so sorry for you if you got this one. You, my guy, are a stoner with horrid fashion taste. Your go-to outfit is something along the lines of cardboard yeezy slides, paired with black socks jacked up to just below the knees, along with some black basketball shorts and a maroon chance hoodie. Not a good look, but that's alright, we love self expression. You are a unique character, you like to defy society's standards and go for sol pods instead of the common juul pod or disposable. You are very comfortable in your own body, maybe to the point where it's concerning... it is okay to like your incredibly hairy arse, but there are some things that do not have to be shown off to the world.

Mags (aka Jake Magliola)

Bro, I think we have a smoothie artist on our hands. Some of your favorite locations include the west kennedy blvd bus stop and Green Planet Smoke Shop- to grab yourself a strawberry banana puff of course. You are nothing without your cropped tommy hilfiger hoodie paired with leggings and classic birkenstocks. You've faced a couple of trials and tribulations this past year, including a broken ankle and some neighbor harassment. One of your most important possessions include the "cooter supreme," and one of your biggest fears is Jojo Siwa. If you are a "Nel," I have one thing to ask- do you go to UT or FGCU?

Nellie (aka Nel McCarty)

Ok word. You got Kenzie. You are the CEO of making tik toks in hopes it will go viral (maybe one day you will get the fame you may or may not deserve). Speaking of tik toks, your favorite type of man is a tik toker, especially ones by the name of Tate. Your go-to outfit includes wearing the same exact crop top and sweats for a week straight- no bra of course, that would be absurd. A fun game to play with a "Kenzie" is what color will her hair be in the next week- blonde? brunette? green? hot ass pink?  Your favorite location includes cheering on your subpar men's basketball team with your fellow dancemates... but don't worry, when you're done at 11, absolutely nobody will wait for you to hit Tangra.

Kenzie (aka Mckenzie Quigley)

You, my friend, are straight out of the countryside... well, you actually are a Florida resident, but you own enough donkeys, chickens, and other animals to start a goddamn farm. Not to mention, you only go for the country boys with beards. Speaking of boys, you enjoy only using them for nicotine purposes- don't hate the player, hate the game. Another thing you enjoy is bodying two bottles of wine by yourself on a Wednesday... mad respect for that.

Sav (aka Savannah Coley)

Did someone say alcoholic? You are constantly going out and are the one that's making people drink. It's not a fun time unless you have teeth marks on your body, 3 broken bones, a lip tattoo, and all personal belongings gone. You will stop at no ends to ruin a life is necessary: some tactics might include stealing or verbal attacks. You are probably broke. Why? Uber eats. Don't bother going to the Kennedy if you are a "Megan," because you probably have a track record of being banned from bars. You will do anything for your friends and for a good time... as long as your tits are out and you are wearing your air force ones.

McGee (aka Megan McGettigan)

We seem to have a poon on our hands. You are the CEO of being destructive- it's not a successful night out if you don't end up turning an innocent victim's room completely upside down. Some things you enjoy are degrading people over xbox in a rather uncomfortable voice, as well as biting people- I wish I was joking. Your most prized possessions include your current dab cart and your apple watch... if it's still in one piece. One more thing, if you are a "Reilly," you probably have to learn to get your alcohol tolerance up.

Reilly Sizing

Oh we seem to have a big gym boy here eh? Your sole personality trait involves going to the gym and getting big. You're kind of down to go out a mere 40% of the time, not even. What do you bring to the table in Tri Alpha you may ask? I'm not too sure. Kidding! You have daddy's platinum card that gets you lots of nice watches, but don't get it twisted, you won't be caught dead ordering an uber for anyone. You may or may not have a whole ass girlfriend... could be an open relationship, could be a non existent one, the world may never know!

Alec Elliott

Hello there mr. puff plug! You are the go-to guy for puffs in the Brev- sike! Everyone knows the shit you sell is fake and most likely contains the Coronavirus. That being said, the real fiends will still come to you for nicotine, except they only come when you're not in the dorm and steal from your "secret" stash. Sorry! You are also probably really good at soccer... so good that you could've gone D1, except for the fact that you got injured and had to get surgery. What a shame! You also room with mickey mouse so that kind of sucks for you.

Villanova Soccer (aka Brendan Gregory)

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